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Also because of the way the US is structured, only federal employee strikes would impact the federal government and they're currently suing to stop what's happening. A lot of the general strike discourse skirts the violence issue too. Cops have no problem using their unions as shields for murder

I keep seeing "Why aren't the Americans striking" and "Because our healthcare is tied to our jobs" and it never gets less true or less depressing

This is Zuko. He has decided he's done with winter. If anyone can expedite the arrival of summer, he'd really appreciate it. 12/10

This is Zero. She's the world's first herding dog with a work-from-home gig. 14/10

Hopefully you've already read this, but it really needs to be said. The current pack racing package is a mockery of the idea that this is a serious sport contested by serious people.

I’m black

Once more...posted without comment, and in full agreement: youtu.be/nHG0Aqf6Je8?...

Well, that was a steaming pile of bullshit. How many hours for that demolition derby garbage again?

good thing we got rid of that grass, that was definitely the problem

Dear God, these Gen 7 NASCAR race cars suuuuuuuuck.

How exactly is Joey Logano a three-time champion again?

Move the start of the Daytona 500 up a half-hour to beat weather. Use that half hour catering exclusively to a colossal asshole. Start the race at the original time and get caught in the weather you were trying to avoid. Indefinite rain delay. Cracker-jack job, NASCAR.

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During Biden’s 2020 campaign and after, the pressure was nonstop—“Forgive student loans, or we won’t vote for you!” People ignored that executive orders aren’t the best solution since the next administration can just undo them. We’re seeing that play out now. 🧵

Yep. That was a NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series race.

As I was saying...

Well, well, well. Looks like the brakes aren't the only thing not working on Tyler Ankrum's car.

...I can no longer hear the Fox Sports college basketball theme without immediately thinking "Tank Bowl." 😆

The thing about the NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series is that 80% of the field drives like they have absolutely no business going above normal highway speed limits.

Below, a reminder of who Bill Kristol really is: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Kr... And no, I'm not going to return you to your regularly scheduled Democrat dunk session. Find your own way back.

So, to wrap up Duel #2, Erik Jones won but not really, Gen 7 pack racing strikes yet again, Austin Cindric didn't win but then again, and when Cindric went to go get his checkered flag, the flagman had already dipped. NASCAR 2025, everybody. Here we go.

OK. I see you, Bubba Wallace. 😁 I hope this is a good sign for Sunday's 500.

That new Nike commercial is really good, BTW.

This is the Daytona International Speedway. These cars should not be peaking at 182 mph.

...I used to get excited whenever NASCAR qualifying would come on. NASCAR...

I did the Richard Petty Driving Experience at Daytona in 2008. I got to drive 8 laps around that famous superspeedway at a top speed of 147 mph. I feel like if you put me in this Next Gen car and told me to turn a lap right now, I could at least make the second row.

I hate that it's Austin Dillon in this clip, but here's his pole-winning lap for the 2014 Daytona 500. He ran a 45.914 second lap at 196.020 mph. Currently at Daytona, the fastest car has run a 49 second lap. Come on, NASCAR. youtu.be/1ad1E39CJow?...

...Why are these cars at wide-open throttle and can't break past 182 mph to save their lives?

Qualifying is tonight for the Daytona 500. It would sure be nice if NASCAR let these cars get above 190 mph again.

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK.

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Are you guys for real right now? We only rate dogs. This is so clearly a bunny rabbit having his dinner. Please only send dogs. Thank you... 13/10

Now, all I need is for Bubba Wallace to win the Daytona 500 next week and this'll end up being one of the best Black History Months in sports ever.

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Live your life in such a fashion that Kendrick Lamar doesn't feel the need to win Grammys and base a Super Bowl halftime show completely around ripping you a new one.

KENDRICK JUST NOW

If i send you this, just know im crashing out completely at your expense

Drake's gonna be the first person to ever lose a Super Bowl halftime show.

Patrick Mahomes picked a hell of a night to be hot ass.