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cmlawson.bsky.social
Podcaster and slow-ass writer. Crawl through the 5th edition Monster Manual with me: https://shows.acast.com/638e007b5908900011c9b5cc
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Jane Schoenbrun
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To sustain the emperor, 10,000 dudes are kicked in the nuts every day
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*Cries in Space Marine*
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They're just normal men
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Which is why they don't do it!
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Tag yourself - I'm a horned demon insisting you read my zine even while a muscle-skeleton harpoons your lung.
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There's still time! People keep going to work and return to boneless homes!
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I'm in the queue, teeming with unfulfilled but limitless powerrr
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@gorangligovic.bsky.social is only one man!
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The wolf mask will appear when you're ready 🙏
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Forgot to tag @goblinarchives.bsky.social
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I ran a 5e campaign where the PCs had to get an item sealed in a tomb with a Bodak - a dude that kills you with its gaze. They spent hours chipping a hole in the sarcophagus, fighting off wandering monsters at a key chokepoint, and then stabbed the Bodak safely to death.
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The truly suspicious bit is that, nevermind that one pastry is actually seven timbits, but that there's like a plain ass white bagel thrown on top? Like the decadence of the others had to be offset so as to avoid God's punishment.
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Omnipresent Steve Roleplaying
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The Warrior Cry of the rpg maker
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Mork Borg: Ran adventure I've never done, one of the official zines. They're fun to read but find even the celebrated modules need extra work or improv to turn into actual adventures, which I'm comfortable with, but rabid fans (positive) don't seem to acknowledge, or they LIKE it, the masochists.
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New Game In Development I'm Not Sure I'm Supposed To Talk About So I Won't Give Details- The guy beside me was bursting with snot and hacking up his lung and should not have been out in public and I was too polite (negative) to say anything. Maybe cons are a bad idea altogether? Fun game though!
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I hadn't heard of him before, and after talking to some people, I... regret trying this game? God damn it.
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Dragonslayer - Seems like the author's favorite bits of 3.5 and older dnd. Not too exciting for me but seemed to really satisfy trad-heads and min-maxers. Title suggests it's cooler than dnd but it's only -as- cool.
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My older brother ran a Warhammer Fantasy rpg for his friends. I made myself so annoying he finally let me "play" an NPC that I actually had no control over. I sat there listening to him narrate my "actions" and thought it was the best thing ever.
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Thanks for saying so! Means a lot. I carry a torch for it still. I have a plan to bring it back as a monthly at first so I can handle it, and then ramp it up as I get the rhythm. Now there'll be a whole new monster manual to deal with, which is a blessing and a curse.
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Negative. This app is a time-crawl.