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cobaltswiftpaw.bsky.social
22yo human rights believer
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i will never enforce or respect a bathroom ban because i simply do not care about legality over morality. you can put w/e you want in your evil little law book and i'm still going to tell you to fuck off, accompany ALL my women friends to the bathroom and if you try to stop us i'll kick your ass

submitted 94 days ago • 113 comments

I LOVE French trains. I'm in a car that's totally quiet. No one talking on the phone (not allowed except in the passages between cars). No one playing something on a loudspeaker. Conversations are so quiet that they're not audible. I don't even need headphones to be at peace! This is the way.

submitted 83 days ago • 3 comments

Kendrick and Drake have squashed their beef... [Burger falls on screen] ...into a juicy flame-grilled four ounce patty. [Kendrick goes in for a bite then stops] Hey Drake, pass the MUSTAAAARD! [They laugh and hug it out] Every adult meal comes with a kid's toy

submitted 85 days ago • 91 comments

submitted 83 days ago • 86 comments

MAGA claims to have made comedy legal again but not one of them can admit the fact that Hunter Biden’s pardon is extremely funny

submitted 83 days ago • 31 comments

if you're a liberal whose timeline involves slobbing the knobs of the most establishment democrats on the planet, i am not the person for you to follow.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Great day to learn about the fluoride mechanism so you can explain it to your friends.

submitted 91 days ago • 30 comments

It is exhausting having to research and figure out everything from black plastics to best ventilation practices to COVID vaccine schedules, I know this is a wild idea but have we thought about creating publicly funded government bodies that could manage and regulate this stuff on our behalf

submitted 84 days ago • 576 comments

Black Friday reminder: You can save 100% if you don't buy anything!

submitted 86 days ago • 271 comments