cockamamied.bsky.social
I was on Twitter for SIXTEEN YEARS and now I'm here mostly to keep complaining.
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If they insist, sigh, sure, for the cats...
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Evangelion?
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They're not on bsky as far as I can tell, but kudos to Nick and Rachel of DieDieBooks and the folks at @whammyanalog.bsky.social for microcinema even I could understand
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Husbando also had mustard and pickles on his, in case anyone is interested in GROSS.
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He looks so smoochable!!
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...Nobody tell them about lifestyle subs
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It *is* cute to still see comic cameos by Kristin, Jen, and Dami
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It's "Team Fortress 2" btw
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Tell that to my FIL! Legitimately I think most of his shirts (if not other clothes) are from Costco
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I do think I would enjoy cursing at Alphabet some more.
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Yet another piece of evidence to keep appending "-ai" to every query until a. Google makes a setting to turn off the hallucinations for good or b. a better search engine happens
(Seriously, what am I gonna do, ask BING for a Google alternative??)
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Oooh I don't think it's ever occurred to me to use fungi in a dessert! How fun. Clearly I've been missing out
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Happy to help!
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bsky.app/profile/did:...
Use this feed, then reply to any post you want to save with the emoji
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That we know of!
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Typical. Have you ever tried hydrogen peroxide?
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The Dolours photo freaked me out because I have never before seen a woman who looked so much like me other than my mom.
(My other lookalikes are Topher Grace and reviewbrah)
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Wondering now about luggage specifically designed by/for disabled people. Did a quick search and mostly found pieces designed for wheelchair users. But I also found a "tactile" backpack with a cane pouch!!
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Loving these cute lil guys!
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...This is how I finally find my celebrity doppelgänger (at least in that particular photo)
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We need more research on pregnancy brain. And infancy brain. And so on.
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Hypothetically, how difficult would it be for someone to file and pay their local/state taxes but not their federal taxes...?
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Let's see them get rid of the regulations barring children from eating candy with toys inside!!
I mean, I did and turned out alive. Apparently the deli I went to as a kid was a black market.
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Not even gonna bother paraphrasing this one. Hell yeah, mom 😂
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I wasn't a fan when I watched it years ago. The premise was too farfetched
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I'd let mom know beforehand that I would be doing so, and I genuinely tried to word it in the most polite, non-revolutionary, not-calling-a-spade-a-spade way possible! Still might've managed to ruffle some feathers...
Wonder whether word has gotten to Grandma's Trump NFT-buying boyfriend
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Hey, if this bothers y'all, contact your representatives and tell them to do their job and fight against defunding the stuff the government is supposed to be funding. [link to representative-finding site]
Crickets.
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📌
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They have real bad cases of RBF (resting brutalizer face)
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At least one ad exec begs to differ
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Hmmmmm.
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Watching that movie was worth having context for this video
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Oh ok I was like, Hester Prynne??
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Absolutely. I was hoping to clarify his stance for anyone needing context. (Arguably, he's seemingly opposed to the tactics of DEI...in that it is not possible to hire all technically-qualified candidates.)
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(here are those third-hand screenshots, with alt text)
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Apologies for the source, but this substack is where I found the most screenshots (also sorry for their lack of alt text) without having to link to Twitter:
jimgeschke.substack.com/p/the-cautio...
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(again, this is a joke, please don't lecture me on how GDP works)
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Tangentially: I'm mildly amused whenever someone says "how can we not have XYZ in the richest country in the world," because I mentally compare it to wealthy misers. That's WHY it's the richest! The USA didn't get rich by giving away housing and healthcare!
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Manifest destiny was horseshit. And they still want to make it even bigger?? Oh no.
Once when I was telling husbando that maybe "balkanization" wouldn't necessarily be bad here (humorously!!) he compared the US to the EU. I'll admit that I don't fully understand their system, but...hmm.