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(subjectively) decent at observational humor and life father to a samoyed • strategic swe in payments deeply invested in horror • surviving on metal + bubblegum pop ✨ born to yap, forced to say everything's my own opinion ✨
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By turning the United States into an oppressive, economically barren theocracy, Trump has substantially reduced the number of migrants seeking to enter the country.

submitted 4 days ago • 29 comments

I heard the Pope dissed the shit out of JD Vance. Fuck yeah. Get his ass, Francis.

submitted 9 days ago • 276 comments

Putting RFK Jr in charge of our nation’s health is like putting Jeffrey Epstein in charge of child safety.

submitted 9 days ago • 514 comments

Mitch McConnell fell down some stairs again.

submitted 17 days ago • 1186 comments

Spot on from @chrismurphyct.bsky.social

submitted 18 days ago • 947 comments

“Audacious”? Truly disgusting.

submitted 18 days ago • 464 comments

has anyone recently considered striving to popularize jackets (just) for your legs?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

congressional and judicial democrats should start wearing powdered wigs again to let everyone know that they mean business

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

i feel like having a huge wall stencil saying 'Police Academy Magnet' on the outside of a high school is...sending the wrong message?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

If we survive this idk if we can do anymore white presidents

submitted 20 days ago • 49 comments

Well the award for most cowardly, boot-lickingest academic society has squarely gone to the American Society of Microbiology, who has taken down features of various non-white scientists. Absolutely pathetic behavior. Those articles are now coming up as “under review”. Truly sickening cowardice here.

submitted 20 days ago • 352 comments

Easy to think here that we're all overwhelmed by the news & aware of much of it. As a professor, though, I get to talk to large groups of educated, lib/left young people, *majority* of whom have only the barest awareness of what's happening. So talk to your IRL friends. You'll be surprised.

submitted 21 days ago • 99 comments

okay but even in dystopian novels i'm pretty sure they have universal healthcare

submitted 21 days ago • 25 comments

Professor of evilology here. Evil people often lie to obscure their true motives. 🧵

submitted 21 days ago • 159 comments

WIRED has been downright exceptional in covering this carnage.

submitted 20 days ago • 97 comments

hey quick question does Goliath win in that story

submitted 20 days ago • 1122 comments

German scientists in 1945 filling out their job application for Operation Paperclip

submitted 20 days ago • 74 comments

Airport pickup is the forgotten (and most important) 6th love language

submitted 21 days ago • 20 comments

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Cambridge—you really are an ostensible dictionary, ya cheeky bastards

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare. Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.” We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽

submitted 22 days ago • 3405 comments

If Valium isn't helping you sleep, have you tried listening to the soft sounds of Chuck Schumer expressing outrage on the Senate floor?

submitted 23 days ago • 389 comments

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is now your therapist. Yeah, this seems right.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Good lord.

submitted 23 days ago • 16 comments

Sadly, this is totally relevant to Americans today.

submitted 24 days ago • 105 comments

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy: "Obviously, it is not standard to have aircraft collide. I want to be clear on that."

submitted 24 days ago • 2504 comments