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This dog got a little impatient waiting for his pup cup. Decided to make sure everything was going alright in there. 14/10

submitted 6 hours ago • 260 comments

Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.

submitted 1 day ago • 530 comments

Pro-natalists: you need to have at least 10 kids Normal people: why, are you expecting half of them to die before puberty due to lack of modern health and sanitation? Pro-natalists: you're never gonna believe what we also advocate

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

This sweet pup stole the hose... and just wants to give it back 😂🖤 🔊 📽️dogzig

submitted 3 days ago • 301 comments

This explains why they think all those dead people are getting checks.

submitted 4 days ago • 40 comments

So my client is a paraplegic. One day, a Fulton County police department asked him to come down and answer a few questions. A woman alleged that he KICKED her door down and assaulted her. And they were calling him down to arrest him, not talk to him.

submitted 6 days ago • 24 comments

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

Well well well

submitted 5 days ago • 27 comments

Tips For Managing Seasonal Allergies theonion.com/tips-fo...

submitted 6 days ago • 17 comments

RFK Jr. Orders Removal Of Sinks From HHS Bathrooms

submitted 8 days ago • 196 comments

This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10

submitted 9 days ago • 250 comments

Most birds have a fight or flight response. He forgot we’re flightless birds.

submitted 9 days ago • 110 comments

out: being someone’s emergency contact 💘 in: being someone’s emergency habeas filer 📃✍️

submitted 8 days ago • 51 comments

This is Hugo. He is facing off in an epic battle against his toy ball. Just waiting for his opponent to make the first move. 12/10

submitted 8 days ago • 238 comments

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

submitted 8 days ago • 263 comments

Boat derangement syndrome

submitted 9 days ago • 382 comments

"Everybody calm down, and prepare for death"

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

"Trump inspires massive crowds all over the country!" -- Fox News right now, probably

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

thinking about the amount of context necessary to explain to someone from 2010 what people are protesting with signs reading "cheap eggs not measles" or "tax the rich, not the penguins"

submitted 11 days ago • 125 comments

The study “found that the wealthiest Americans lived shorter lives than the wealthiest Europeans. In fact, wealthy Northern and Western Europeans had death rates 35 percent lower than the wealthiest Americans, whose lifespans were more like the poorest in Northern and Western Europe…”

submitted 12 days ago • 11 comments

This was supposed to be a joke.

submitted 12 days ago • 27 comments

It must be weird for the Qanon people to now be going “if you see a group of masked men abduct someone on the street and place them in an unmarked van you should probably not worry about it. They’re probably with the government so it’s fine”

submitted 12 days ago • 26 comments

If this story didn't have today's date, I would've thought it was a Depression-era headline.

submitted 13 days ago • 79 comments

Had to share this 😂

submitted 13 days ago • 12 comments

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

submitted 13 days ago • 832 comments

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

submitted 13 days ago • 323 comments

Historians of white supremacy passing the flame to historians of the Great Depression in the world's saddest Olympic torch relay.

submitted 13 days ago • 73 comments

This is Muamba and Ollie. Ollie just got here and is currently being inspected. He's not sure what for, but really hopes he passes. 13/10 for both

submitted 15 days ago • 305 comments

She died in binary. That’s dedication. RIP.

submitted 15 days ago • 130 comments

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submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Every time I see a cybertruck in the wild it's like sorry I don't believe a real person bought one of these with their own money. These are paid actors

submitted 17 days ago • 230 comments

Did you know that all the generators on the power grid are spinning in sync with each other? The grid has a heartbeat and each and every machine connected to it must follow the rhythm. This includes the machines in your home! Your buzzing fridge compressor is beating in time with the same heart.

submitted 17 days ago • 149 comments

Terror Bird xkcd.com/3069

submitted 18 days ago • 118 comments

h/t @peff.com

submitted 19 days ago • 1120 comments

My hope is that when career professionals at Defense, NSA, CIA, State, and other agencies absorb the sheer hypocrisy of their bosses getting away with sharing classified information with zero punishment, they will anonymously leak every sordid story, rumor and detail about their bosses to the press.

submitted 19 days ago • 83 comments