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Proud Mancunian. Lifelong MUFC fan. Created in a lab out of all the crap left over from pretty people.
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I'm watching the new series of Clarkson's Farm. I'm up to episode 4: 'Cottaging' and something has just troubled me. Clarkson is playing with his dog and claiming it's well behaved when not with the other dog. That dog is shitting itself. Poor little fucker has had a few whacks.

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You have to admit; this Musk Trump spat while unsurprising is absolutely spectacular! Musk went full Epstein at such an early stage. I spent my weekly shopping budget on popcorn because if Epstein is dropped this early, what else is coming out? Best. Soap. Ever.

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If Stephen Miller lived anywhere else in the world, he'd be living in his parent's basement, spewing disgusting shit on the Internet and being largely ignored by society.

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So this is the new Premier League ball. Fun fact: Puma was founded by Rudolf Dassler. His brother, Adolf Dassler, founded Adidas. And Nike have been dropped. Trump's fault. #DeathToAmerica

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The Isle of Man TT is by far and away the most dangerously insane sport in the world. It's compulsive viewing and those riders must be absolutely fucking mental.

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I wonder why Police from Germany are digging for Madeleine McCann in specific locations all of a sudden. I know that German guy has been linked but is there a breakthrough? New information? Or did Gerry and Kate get shitfaced down the Bricklayers Arms and let something slip?

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Bought a new mattress today. It's proper chunky with deep memory foam and a load of posh springs. It's unbelievably comfortable. I pledged to replace the bed when my ex moved out. Only took me 2 years...

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"How can we somehow sell Superman to yet another new audience?" "Give Superman a Superdog?" Works on me...

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The Jadon Sancho situation amuses me. Stroppy little knobhead joins Chelsea on loan, performs average at best, and Chelsea would rather give us Sancho and 5 million than take up the obligation to buy him. I'm sure someone will pay a few quid for him.

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Jonathan Joss, a homosexual man killed in Texas. To be honest, I'm amazed this is even being reported.

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Easily driver of the day.

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What a shitty end to the season for Inter. Odds on for a treble in April. Lost the Italian Cup final to Bologna, lost the Italian league to Napoli on the last day, and now getting mauled by PSG.

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Inter dismantled.

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Darmian. Jesus...

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Marco Arnautovic literally used to do it on a rainy Tuesday night in Stoke. Now he's on the bench for the Champions League Final. Not bad eh?

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And I still stand by my crystal balls.

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So Forbes releases the richest clubs list. We're 2nd. SECOND!!! £620 million earned last season. Yet look at the absolute state of us. Don't blame SJR for what has been dying behind the scenes for 20 years. At least he cares enough to help stop the rot.

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That sitcom Joey was criminally underrated as a spinoff. It was actually pretty funny.

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I spent £355 on Uber Eats during the month of May. I need a girlfriend...

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Robots are my biggest fear in life. Proper I Robot sort of robots. I'm afraid my final act on this earth in 30 years time will be shitting myself to death in a care home while I Robot is trying to spoon feed me apple crumble and custard. Robots will end us as a civilisation.

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Charles Leclerc is wasting his career at Ferrari.

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Just the 21 charges against the Tate brothers I see. Worst. Role models. Ever.

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It amazes me how many column inches Emma Raducanu still gets. She's not very good is she?

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Travelling all that way only to lose without scoring is quite a fitting finale to this bollocks season.

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Imagine Ronaldo AND Messi playing for Inter Miami at the Club World Cup. It's not as mad as it sounds.

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Imagine being stupid enough to drive into a load of Scousers. That's never going to end well.

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Jesus. This new Club World Cup trophy looks like it was retrieved from a deep cave at great personal peril by Indiana Jones.

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Thanks a lot, Samsung, for installing the most unnecessary and frustrating software update I've ever encountered. I'm fairly old so tech is alien to me. I thought AI was a Yorkshireman saying hello.

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Luke Shaw looking like his entire rehabilitation was sponsored by Mr Kipling...

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Rio Ferdinand. Silly mid-off...

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Watching some MUTV propaganda documentary on YouTube. Ben Thornley and his mate is going in about how wonderful Amorim is. It's not just about how he's stubbornly stuck to a system that has failed since he arrived. It is about his inability to improve players and to gel with his players.

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