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It's been a stressful couple of days with my dog having a vaccine reaction again. She's so delicate. Need her to feel better soon.

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Hi it's really pretty today.

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It's actually pretty insane that I'm about to turn 35 and am still not married.

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It's actually pretty insane that I'm about to turn 35 and am still not married.

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Hey I need more TikTok followers. I post really dumb stuff but go follow me if you want. www.tiktok.com/@_codymartin...

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I had a really good day at work with something I have been stressing about for weeks.

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Having a full-out rot evening for the first time in weeks and it feels GOOD.

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Fine, DM for ***.

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Elon is still a dick.

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Rep. Jasmine Crockett doesn’t hold back on how she feels about Elon Musk 🔥 “If you could speak directly to Elon Musk, what would you say?” Crockett: “Fuck off”

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Just spent my lunch break sitting in my backyard SUNNING. We are so back.

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It will never not be absolutely wild to me that airplanes used to have smoking and non-smoking rows. Like if you were seated in non-smoking row 11 and people were smoking in row 12...there's no way you'd be exposed to it.

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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

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Not feeling it today. Thanks!

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I had Del Taco for the first time today and I might be hooked.

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I ran a solo half-marathon in the rain this morning and it was awful. But I deserve a long nap this afternoon, for sure.

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I just had **** with a * and it went well. Trying not to get my hopes up and stay chill about it.

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Hell yeah we're getting a Crunch in Pensacola. About to say bye bye to Planet Fitness.

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why did I just doordash myself a fat piece of cheesecake and eat the whole thing.....I did not need that.

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Today was rough. I did not need to have a day this rough.

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Why is anyone listening to Musk? Like...just ignore him?

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Ready for the rain to stop. Literally and metaphorically.

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Okay I really, really need to figure out how to make more money and pay off my credit cards.

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About to file and pay my tax bill.

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Oh hey today is the 22-month, 2-week anniversary of the last time I had ***. Clap if you care.

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Remember when we could watch Parks & Rec, The Office, and 30 Rock on Netflix? We didn't even know how good we had it.

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I don't want to do anything today. Let me rot.

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Oh hey today is the 22-month, 2-week anniversary of the last time I had ***. Clap if you care.

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Could someone place an order for 100 more Jasmine Crocketts for overnight delivery to the Democratic Party thx in advance

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Crockett: "It's just that they're idiots. These are the same guys as it relates to our nuclear stockpile, they're like, 'Oh, wait a minute, we needed those guys? Can we get them back? Oh, we don't know how to.' I don't know how anyone can look at this administration & feel a semblance of confidence"

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It's been a stressful couple of days with my dog having a vaccine reaction again. She's so delicate. Need her to feel better soon.

Hi it's really pretty today.

It's actually pretty insane that I'm about to turn 35 and am still not married.

It's actually pretty insane that I'm about to turn 35 and am still not married.

Hey I need more TikTok followers. I post really dumb stuff but go follow me if you want. www.tiktok.com/@_codymartin...

I had a really good day at work with something I have been stressing about for weeks.

Having a full-out rot evening for the first time in weeks and it feels GOOD.

Fine, DM for ***.

Elon is still a dick.

Rep. Jasmine Crockett doesn’t hold back on how she feels about Elon Musk 🔥 “If you could speak directly to Elon Musk, what would you say?” Crockett: “Fuck off”

Just spent my lunch break sitting in my backyard SUNNING. We are so back.

It will never not be absolutely wild to me that airplanes used to have smoking and non-smoking rows. Like if you were seated in non-smoking row 11 and people were smoking in row 12...there's no way you'd be exposed to it.

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

Not feeling it today. Thanks!

I had Del Taco for the first time today and I might be hooked.

I ran a solo half-marathon in the rain this morning and it was awful. But I deserve a long nap this afternoon, for sure.

I just had **** with a * and it went well. Trying not to get my hopes up and stay chill about it.

Hell yeah we're getting a Crunch in Pensacola. About to say bye bye to Planet Fitness.

why did I just doordash myself a fat piece of cheesecake and eat the whole thing.....I did not need that.

Today was rough. I did not need to have a day this rough.

Why is anyone listening to Musk? Like...just ignore him?

Ready for the rain to stop. Literally and metaphorically.

Okay I really, really need to figure out how to make more money and pay off my credit cards.

About to file and pay my tax bill.

Oh hey today is the 22-month, 2-week anniversary of the last time I had ***. Clap if you care.

Remember when we could watch Parks & Rec, The Office, and 30 Rock on Netflix? We didn't even know how good we had it.

I don't want to do anything today. Let me rot.

Oh hey today is the 22-month, 2-week anniversary of the last time I had ***. Clap if you care.

Could someone place an order for 100 more Jasmine Crocketts for overnight delivery to the Democratic Party thx in advance

Crockett: "It's just that they're idiots. These are the same guys as it relates to our nuclear stockpile, they're like, 'Oh, wait a minute, we needed those guys? Can we get them back? Oh, we don't know how to.' I don't know how anyone can look at this administration & feel a semblance of confidence"

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

It's gonna be a fucking amazing Tuesday.

Fine, DM for ***.

It's gonna be a fucking amazing Tuesday.