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Since the trade deadline, #Canucks center Elias Pettersson is tied for fourth in the NHL with 10 points in 8 games. He has also thrown 16 hits, while his 14 blocked shots are the most by any forward since March 7. EP40 is stepping up at both ends of the ice.

At what point does Global Affairs Canada issue a travel warning to Canadians heading to the US? Because I think we're thoroughly at the point at which this is necessary.

Regroup in the neutral zone results in a critical loss... Tocchet is going to fucking hateeeeeee that lmao #canucks

Regroup in the neutral zone results in a critical loss... Tocchet is going to fucking hateeeeeee that lmao #canucks

Like a playoff game #canucks

Totally real interaction between totally real people over on Twitter CilComLFC 9455 tweets over 1173 days - 9/day (k) WesternDominion 3894 tweetsoover 46 days - 84/day Jtheranger_wtf 44.6k tweets over 443 days - 100/day Me (for perspective) 26.5k over 15 years - 4.7/day

The goalie guild vote is enough to swing any election. Huge coup for the Libs

He can't comment. He can't risk it -- Maple MAGA is his base. Every journalist should ask him about this at every press availability though, although he probably will stop asking anyone but Rebel News for their questions..

The Stanchies: Canucks play their most complete game of the season in 6-2 win over Jets canucksarmy.com/news/stanchi...

Hard to take Twitter seriously as anything other than AI rage farm. Check out any reply fometing hate against minorities, LGBTQIA2S+ persons, Palestinians, "woke liberals" and it's always an account made in 2022 (or newer) with sub-1k follows, 15k+ followers, and a post count in the 5 digits

Taking crazy pills, because the CA comment section is mad at me for saying the TDL inaction sucked. If it hadn't already during the Benning era, has Stockholm syndrome fully set in for the Allvin/Rutherford era? Find out in my latest edition of THE STANCHIESSSSSS #canucks #ClickAllTheAds

I don't really know how they do it...Forbort maybe...idk but the #Canucks should try to snag Akil Thomas out of LA. Really liked his game in the AHL, and he strikes me as one of those players whose game could pop if not stapled to a 38-year-old

Severance was a very nice-looking snooze... can't say I care for the direction that any of the storylines have take this season. It's giving Westworld season 2 + LOST S2... character and plot development take a backseat to plate spinning and world building

Truly hysterical watching this team play lifeless, juice-less hockey against a dogshit Ducks squad knowing the org is also hiking season ticket costs by 22-48% next season. Brilliant stuff. #canucks

Waking up at 6 AM to a text from the homie discussing an interpretation of Andrei Tarkovsky's Stalker (1979):

I get that the players live in la la land but this is about real shit. Your feelings are hurt? Maybe take a moment to find out why Canadians are so mad. theprovince.com/sports/hocke...

I take back everything bad I said about AI #4Nations

Remember when Friedman stayed quiet for a month on the Blackhawks scandal then dedicated all of three minutes to it on the podcast?

The guy thought crypto was the greatest invention in human history. Does anyone actually expect critical thought from him in 2025?

hockey: this is the TOUGHEST sport built on pure hatred and its greatest rivalries include things like lemieux smashing draper's face in and clarke breaking kharlamov's ankle also hockey: plz don't boo my national anthem it hurts my little feelings because it is my identity 🥹

Hi, my name is 4 Nations Hockey Player. I haven't read a history book since 8th grade. I don't think an international tournament should be political. Also, my favorite movie is Miracle.

Did Edward Rogers get his sports network to mute the boos of the American anthem in Montreal because he doesn't people being mean to his pal Ol' Donnie?

"Insulin was created in Canada and is available to all Canadians. In the US it costs $500." — businessman Rahim Moloo, highlighting one of many things Canadians must shout proudly from the rooftops. Our way of life is better. Compelling interview from The National. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwh4...

EP40 vs SJS at 5v5: 12:55 TOI 71.43% oz shift starts most shifts starting in oz on team, tied w debrusk (5) 64.29% oz faceoff starts most oz faceoff starts, tied w debrusk and soucy (9) Shots on goal: 0 Shots on goal against: 2 Unblocked attempts: 3 Unblocked attempts against: 3

Laurence Gilman cited some of the cap math I did in this edition of the Stanchies! What a time to be alive! Give'er a read and click all the ads! Special thanks to @trentleith.bsky.social @stanch.bsky.social and @lachinthecrease.com for all the tech support getting this one to the finish line!

Elliotte Friedman going after the Canucks for not grabbing Linus Karlsson’s first goal puck Pettersson, Hoglander, Myers and Hughes all on the ice

Hughes is going to have a 50 point lead on the second highest scorer by the time this season is over. Dude is after the Hart Trophy in a major way #canucks

The scarier stat. Five skaters finished with one (or fewer) individual shot *attempts* across all situations: -Sherwood (barely played) 0 -Linus Karlsson (barely played) 1 -Mark Friedman (barely played) 1 -Max Sasson (barely played) 1 -Elias Pettersson (played 17 minutes of ice time!) 1

I haven't written anything in a while, but am looking to get back on the grind now that our kid is sleep-trained. I don't blame you for not wanting to re-live tonight's atrocious #canucks game, but I promise this one's very snarky and angry! Any ad-clicking, re-skys(?) would be greatly appreciated!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

The org let this guy drop the puck? The guy who advocated against playoff games while pretending to be a fan???

Ain't nuthin betta

It appears Teddy Blueger’s mom won the Canucks’ 50/50 draw