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codywalks.bsky.social
My older brother did not die in a highly publicized car crash in 2013, thanks for asking.
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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

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Software engineer @crait.bsky.social is aiming to preserve the unique animations and contents of the original 1998 Pokédex toy. (Read more: Time Extension)

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here's a comic about pikachu

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getting fired from my closed captioning job for writing "[speaking English]" for all English dialogue

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it's cool being raised protestant and seeing someone catholic get in trouble with the pope . it's like when you were a kid and seeing someone get in trouble with their mom - that's not my mom she can't even yell at me

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it's so important to make time for yourself, rest, treat yourself gently and with kind words. you, not me, I have to run myself ragged until I collapse in a pile of exhausted self-hatred but you should definitely self care.

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*listening to any Radiohead song while doing anything* This is just like Children of Men

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They should give George Lucas $400 million to make another American Graffiti

submitted 31 days ago • 59 comments

Honor his memory by doing something strange, unraveling a riddle within yourself, and working on your favorite projects.

submitted 41 days ago • 34 comments

if the player can rotate the camera, then the video game is more like theater — otherwise it’s more like film

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the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded

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Using a Game Genie on LinkedIn to become CEO of DuPont Chemicals

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hmmmmmmmmff 🍷

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I can tell when things are written by AI because every single sentence uses six words to convey the meaning of two.

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If you enjoy paintings of dogs, look no further than Manet's "Bob"

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me: he’s not evil exactly but he hates Christmas for his own reasons french stepfather: he feels how you say? rejeté by ze Whos? spurned like a lover? me: exactly

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SANTABROUGHTITEARLY

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just opened Animal Crossing for the first time in two years and they were having a funeral for me

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2025 is poised to be one of the most harrowing years in recent memory but it's a nice, round, number and I think we can all agree that round number good.

submitted 71 days ago • 6 comments

me: how old is your baby? her: 46 weeks me, struggling with the math: may i offer him a beer?

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they should keep the port where it is, it encourages peripheral parents to practice the tummy time that’s so crucial to an accessory’s development

submitted 73 days ago • 28 comments

never

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What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.

submitted 86 days ago • 107 comments

can betazoids sense when you're stoned

submitted 85 days ago • 12 comments

First bite of a gingerbread man should be the head, put him down quick. Unless of course he wronged you somehow, then of course you're entitled to his suffering

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The grocery store, and for that matter every public place, should have a fast lane for people who are experienced errand runners and a slow lane for people who act like they're on a sightseeing tour

submitted 86 days ago • 128 comments

Writing tip: Kill your darlings. Bake them in a pie and serve it to your editor at a grand dinner. When she compliments the chef, say, "Oh, do you like it? Aren't you curious about what meat it is?" and empty a sack onto the table. It is your darlings' decapitated heads!

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Al Roker: And here comes the next balloon — it’s the Didact! This fearsome Forerunner warrior gives Master Chief a run for his money in Halo 4. Hoda: Al, is that the Ur-Didact or the Iso-Didact, I can never remember. Savannah: Shadow-of-Sundered-Star, Hoda.

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Artist life

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It's tragically telling that whenever I need to look up credits I go to Wiki these days (even though it separates by medium) over IMDB, (because that site is slow as shit and impossible to navigate).

submitted 95 days ago • 24 comments

This isn’t a popular Johnny Cash opinion but I think after Highwayman he should’ve done a lot more songs where he flies a spaceship

submitted 95 days ago • 173 comments

hey fucker i just listened to the audiobook for the art of war by sun zoo you are fucked now

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Sad news: I saw Eyepatch Jay Leno attempting to poison the town’s water supply. I think he’s evil now

submitted 97 days ago • 26 comments

*learns all Froot Loops are the same flavor regardless of color* *sighs* *sadly deletes 583 page PhD thesis*

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