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Due to *gestures broadly* it’s time for me to start looking for a new job! If you know anyone looking for an experienced policy nerd, research analyst, gov’t affairs, strat comms person — point me towards them. Lacy turns 14 next month so need to be able to buy Lambies!

She is home now and okay, but Lacy gave us a huge scare this afternoon. I thought she was having a stroke. Couldn’t walk straight, falling over, eyes doing this weird shifty thing.

Look at this perfect puptato 🩷

Why is having eyeballs so expensive?

A work convo just reminded me that my husband has horrible taste in pens.

Teen™️ and I had a Nintendo switch lite during covid. I haven’t been able to find it since my move to GA a couple years ago. Now I want to potato and play Crash Bandicoot and I’m considering buying another and I have no good reason not to.

Netflix is ruining football

My husband is so extra in the best possible ways. 🎄

I’m on a fragrance kick. My current faves are: 1) Tom Ford Lost Cherry 2) Gucci Flora Gorgeous Gardenia 3) Dior Hynotic Poison 4) Dulce by Rosie Jane 5) Nemat Amber perfume oil 🩷 Tell me yours!

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I attempted to pick a new cologne for my husband since his favorite was discontinued. I sniffed over 20 that somehow all smelled alike before I got a headache and gave up. Also I do not understand the obsession with Tom Ford’s Tobacco Vanille and Replica’s By the Fireplace. They are *awful*

Happy annual “Fine, we’re Dept of the Navy” day to all the Marines out there.

Finished an amazing book and went to start the second book and realized I read them out of order. My life is ruined.

I had ice cream made from buffalo milk today.

Green bean casserole is the superior Thanksgiving side dish.

I yeeted out of a plane today (thanks to my husband picking the best Christmas gift for me) and it was *amazing* Now I want classes to learn to do this on my own.

Let’s try this again

Oh this is my kind of fun! “In the darkness, two shadows, reaching through the hopeless, heavy dusk. Their hands meet, and light spills in a flood like a hundred golden urns pouring out of the sun.”

pic showing how we all were bringing in twitter refugees to Bluesky

*taps mic*