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cohnjonner.bsky.social
Elder Millennial Nerd and Lanky Hipster Doofus Phoenix,AZ
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submitted 4 days ago • 839 comments

I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

submitted 4 days ago • 2366 comments

submitted 4 days ago • 96 comments

i will become a total shill for whichever politician decides to become the joe mccarthy of rooting out silicon valley ideology and influence

submitted 4 days ago • 675 comments

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

submitted 5 days ago • 8249 comments

On Feb. 14th I try always to give honor to one of the greatest contributors to American democracy in our nation’s history, Frederick Douglass. Born into slavery, Douglass never knew his actual birthdate, and adopted Feb. 14th as the day. His penetrating insights about our country inspire me daily.

submitted 8 days ago • 401 comments

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

glad someone is finally saying it lol

submitted 9 days ago • 93 comments

🚨 CDC layoffs & a Texas measles outbreak trending together is alarming. Who thought gutting the CDC & halting NIH research for 8 years was smart, while measles spreads, polio resurfaces, & new pandemic threats rise? If you think this is TERRIBLE... share 📢, speak out 🗣️, take action ⚡

submitted 8 days ago • 23 comments

#NoContextValentines

submitted 8 days ago • 17 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 395 comments

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

submitted 8 days ago • 1909 comments

Woof

submitted 9 days ago • 367 comments

Why does a 38-year old U.S. Attorney in SDNY, who is also a die hard conservative, have more guts and integrity than the entirety of the GOP Senate Conference combined?! Shame on the shameless sycophants and enablers there, who can’t find the spine to stand up to common MAGA bullies.

submitted 8 days ago • 500 comments

#3E #EndOligarchy #TeslaTakeover

submitted 9 days ago • 160 comments

Because of four decades of bad faith narratives by rich folks who want your taxes to go up and their taxes to go down, most folks don’t know this: career federal workers are heroes who work extremely hard every day and go above and beyond all across America to improve your lives.

submitted 9 days ago • 18 comments

cc: @ditzkoff.bsky.social

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges. This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.

submitted 9 days ago • 1781 comments

They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul

submitted 35 days ago • 134 comments

If you live in New York State and think Gov. Kathy Hochul should remove the corrupt mayor of NYC, give her a call or send her a letter.

submitted 9 days ago • 292 comments

Never surrender.

submitted 10 days ago • 23 comments

We apparently missed "Gulf of America Day" yesterday. But at least one person celebrated by sending us an aggressively hand-drawn map revision. Unfortunately, MapQuest does not accept submissions in crayon.

submitted 12 days ago • 22 comments

#superbowlLIX WOOF

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

re-reading this tweet every few years with a new perspective on who "we" refers to

submitted 14 days ago • 65 comments

her: I'm coming over you better not be a Third Stage Guild Navigator when I get there my silly ass:

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

this boy loafing

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

This. Share this.

submitted 14 days ago • 35 comments

towel inspector

submitted 15 days ago • 11 comments

it’s so sad that Kanye West passed away shortly after releasing Graduation. I bet he would have gone on to do incredible things if he hadn’t tragically died 18 years ago

submitted 14 days ago • 18 comments

💀

submitted 15 days ago • 50 comments

I 🥰 LeVar #BookSky #ReadingRainbow

submitted 15 days ago • 17 comments

Kanye west , you are hereby Guilty, Guilty, Guilty !!! of saying the N-Word

submitted 14 days ago • 319 comments

Who are you rooting for to win the Super Bowl? The Kansas City Chiefs or the Philadelphia Eagles? I am supporting Jill Stein to become Super Bowl champion. She is not part of the NFL UNIPARTY, and if she can get 5% of rushing yards the green party will get increased funding in the 2028 NFL playoffs

submitted 15 days ago • 379 comments

My trolls have enlisted me into the Green Berets, the most elite fighting force in all the land. This was the last thing I ever wanted

submitted 14 days ago • 74 comments

They suck equally hard.

submitted 15 days ago • 1273 comments

Having to fight Elon Musk at DOGE before we’ve even battled Trump feels like having to defeat the forces of Saruman first at Helm’s Deep.

submitted 16 days ago • 546 comments

THIS IS IT. The special general elections for Florida’s 1st & 6th Congressional Districts are on APRIL 1, 2025. If we flip these seats, we can STOP Project 2025. No excuses! Mark your calendars! Show up!

submitted 17 days ago • 1013 comments

#LFG and stay PEACEFUL out there! Sincerely, #VotingShoes Repost @ dear white staffers on IG

submitted 20 days ago • 13 comments

Let’s go FBI agents. You know what to do. They can’t fire all of you!

submitted 20 days ago • 476 comments

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

Government officials and leaders: Be like James Dennehy.

submitted 19 days ago • 271 comments

Murphy: "This is a constitutional crisis that we are in today. Let's call it what it is."

submitted 19 days ago • 2484 comments

People are getting up off the mat.

submitted 19 days ago • 932 comments