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that y-axis inverting veggie Irish guy. may emit sardonicism if interlocks are failed or defeated. he/him. ∅ ON ERROR RUN
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i'm stealing this from someone on twitter but the difference in body language here is due to the fact that both of these men are condemned to eternal damnation in the deepest circle of Hell but only Rubio realizes it

What are we becoming?

It’s funny how the government aren’t willing to put any money behind the ME Delivery Plan considering how desperate they are to cut the welfare bill and get chronically ill people into work. They just can’t put two and two together. #PwME

Was watching a youtube vid this week, the AI voice was pretty convincing but it tripped up when trying to say "The Man from U.N.C.L.E."

@bechillcomedian.bsky.social Your're top of the list of @techconnectify.bsky.social 's sub feed in his latest vid :-)

Instant classic. The #CrackerMilk team delivers again and again, LOVE IT www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rn-... (The skit's SFW, too! Well, depends on your job, I guess – but it's clean.)

Ok, we need a new James Bond AND a new Archbishop of Canterbury, and pretty soon it'll be time for another new Willy Wonka and a new Doctor Who. We need to economise. They should all be amalgamated into a single new character called Archdoctor Bondwonka.

I just learned that crows can hold a 17 year grudge against a person and I’ve officially found my new spirit animal…. 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

They say size isn't important, but I do love a big chonky WANG in my hands on a Friday. #FridayWANG🍆

What an awesome stamp! Sally Ride was an inspiration to millions of people everywhere. I suppose we won't be seeing anything like this from the US Post Office for the next 4 years? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally_R...

This is a very important thread. A handful of hate filled parents are restricting what children can read, even when it isn’t anything remotely controversial!

What they say “we are experiencing unusually high call volumes…your call is important to us.” What they mean “we couldn’t care less about you or your call. If we did we’d employ more people to answer the phones.”

What is this? A unicycle, you're thinking? No, it's a wheel used by early officers of the Metropolitan Police to measure the length of their beats. You can see it at the Bow Street Police Museum in London.

That's right, no CRTs should be disposed of in the garbage! They need to be saved! 😭

JFC indeed.

Upshot of stairway, Paris apartment house, architect: Mallet-Stevens F.S. Lincoln, c.1930

Moonraker with more John Barry. Sorted. youtu.be/7YmMMp__O0s?...

Gutting the CDC right as we’re on the cusp of major outbreaks of transmissible diseases is a very bad idea.

Okay, here's something that will surprise you probably. There are way more DC fast chargers being built right now with private funds than the NEVI program managed to get moving. This tells us two things:

1st properly sunny day of the year. Not hot though!

Got a fake robocall saying they were a well known PAYment company, hang up & block folks. Also totally knew it was fake as it was for more money than I had in my account XD

This better be good or there'll be trouble... awww thanks so much @bexhillbookworm.bsky.social

It's not complicated. They're just trying to stop women from being able to vote.

I just inadvertently reminded myself of this fact today: I am 'you first have to convert the .mp3 back into a .wav before you can burn it onto a CD-R' years old

@bexhillbookworm.bsky.social Hey girlfriend *turns around, does 80's dance number on a New York Street with a group of neon coloured spandex-clad dancers*

Spent 10min queuing to get out of a hospital carpark because I think multiple cars thought it'd be free to leave after 8pm. There's optimism & then there's hospital carpark optimism.

@silversnapples.bsky.social :-)

@ozgib.bsky.social Cheers Cleo, I did actually search for you here but didn't have a chance guessing that handle. My girlfriend is here somewhere, couldn't find her either yet XD

*wakes up in a new social media reality* The Blue Bird was all just a dream I mutter to myself as I type GO NORTH