Ok, we need a new James Bond AND a new Archbishop of Canterbury, and pretty soon it'll be time for another new Willy Wonka and a new Doctor Who. We need to economise. They should all be amalgamated into a single new character called Archdoctor Bondwonka.
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It’s sooo boring.
Ingenuity, creativity, innovative, visionary ideas- has seemingly just gone missing.
Too many drugs? Idk 🤷♀️ Fix it.
I don’t care what your politics are, that’s made my day.
Well done.
"Marty! This time your fooling around has gone too far!"
"I'm sorry, Doc - it's what the people wanted!"
"I watched the same thing happen 2000 years ago! RUN!"
(Waiting for the Archdoctor Bondwonka Christmas Special)
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
https://youtu.be/iqgaX_skm8w
Who?
>Yes
*NO, WE DON'T. We have enough of religious bullshit in our world as it is.*
I'ma go ahead and nominate Tom Hiddleston for that role.
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Benebatch Humperdink.
But still better than the Melania bio-pic!
I read Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but I believe Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is the best and will always be the best.
Good Mashup of names👍
I’m not a Catholic but this particular one has been a voice of (some) reason for millions of people.
I don't make the rules.
I'd love to see his performance as any one of the others
Greenlight it immediately
Too much 1980s porn character?
Although she'd have to take out Nigel Farage in a "Holmgang" fight first ...
Good call.
Timothée Chalamet is the new Doctor
Ncuti Gatwa is James Bond
Daniel Craig is the Archbishop of Canterbury
Rowan Williams is Willy Wonka
Simples.
https://bsky.app/profile/thewritertype.bsky.social/post/3liqysx4fpc2c
Archwonka Bondoctor
The Archbondydonkawonker?
And for the Welsh:
Frchydonwrnkanrftprklfnrknw
🎶 come with me, and you'll be in a world of Papal domination, look around, you'll have found we're committing an assassination 🎶
Q Branch has new equipment for you
🎶 skewer his insides at your will
🎶 pay attention to these gadgets
🎶 want to change the church
🎶 with sonic manhacks?
The Church of Rome’s the one way to it.
All the magisterium, do it;
Want to save your soul -
Reform, eschew it…🎶
And you’ll be
In a world of Russian infiltration
But don’t blink, or you’ll miss
All the scandals forcing resignation
But point taken. :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoWexi-DWFQ
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Benebatch Humperdink.
Surely the roles could be combined and an author appointed?
It's all oblique strategy cards and ad-lib nowadays.
"It's a chocolate TARDIS."