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Spoil a children's favourite: Colostomy Bagpuss

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

Spoil a children’s favourite: Crystal Tits and Alistair

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope

submitted 9 hours ago • 442 comments

*Flies to Vatican City* *Finds the bishops who'll choose the next pontiff* *Primes megaphone* *Extremely Fluff Freeman voice* Greetings, Pope pickers *Jail* *Worth it tbh*

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

💥The Netherlands' largest pension fund, has sold its shares in Tesla, Meta, and Alphabet (Google). The fund with US $569 billion equivolent in assets is "directing more money to companies and projects that help to improve society and the environment." #Divest www.reuters.com/markets/euro...

submitted 12 hours ago • 155 comments

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submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Ok, we need a new James Bond AND a new Archbishop of Canterbury, and pretty soon it'll be time for another new Willy Wonka and a new Doctor Who. We need to economise. They should all be amalgamated into a single new character called Archdoctor Bondwonka.

submitted 20 hours ago • 195 comments

No #totp for me tonight. Enjoying the delights of Andy Zaltzman in Durham

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Write that down in your copybook now

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

To any Labour politicians listening, who may be looking for my vote at some point in the near future - pulling this privacy-trashing shit, together with going all-in the "slap an AI label on it and hype it to buggery" tactic, don't count on it. (I already had ADP switched on)

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

found out who's writing the ai summaries at the top of google searches

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Going tits up.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away. Get it? I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

submitted 1 day ago • 1742 comments

Just learned that Lead Belly did the theme from Wizbit. m.youtube.com/watch?v=EdgE...

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Apparently it's 15 years today since Lionel Jeffries died So, because it's brilliant

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Just been reminded of one of my favourite stories from the old days of television. Dag Hammarskjöld, UN secretary general, was due in for a Panorama. Before he arrived, they needed to line up the cameras, so floor manager Albert Stevenson, later a distinguished LE producer was asked to step in.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Brilliant. I laughed out loud on closing the tab.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

All of this ongoing archive Three of a Kind discourse is properly brilliant

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

“Gone are the days when academics simply conducted research and published their findings. Now their papers are less valued for their content than for providing measures of academic performance.”

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Can't imagine what aged Womble, Great Uncle Bulgaria will think when he reads this in today's copy of The Times.....

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The actor who plays the Jackal in "Day of the Jackal" (Eddie Redmayne) is basically hot Rory Stewart, isn't he?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Forty-eight years ago today, The Mighty Tharg blessed humanity with the gift of Thrill-power as 2000 AD Prog 1 landed on newsagents' shelves! 2419 issues later and the Thrills keep coming – here's to the next 48, Earthlets! bit.ly/3nHVcUL

submitted 3 days ago • 31 comments

Doctor: I’m afraid you’ve been in an eight-year coma. I have to tell you that Nazis are in charge of America but it’s ok, a giant comet is going to kill us all in 7 years. Me: shit. I’ll distract myself with something comforting. Harry Potter? *doctor shakes head sadly* Me: Gaiman?? Doctor:

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments