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I love how Jason Stathom's roles are just trades (the mechanic, the transporter, the bee keeper) and soon they will all culminate into his final form: The Working Man.

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Economy is rapidly declining, trust in America is diminishing abroad, and groceries are more expensive. But hey at least they're not changing any more fictional Disney princesses because that's what I, a 35 year old man, am truly passionate about.

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It'd be hilarious if the ineptitude of this administration ended up bringing about a high speed rail system.

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Renovations? What are you doing to the house? Installing a crying room.

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Me: 100% of my states lottery proceeds are all transferred to the office of public instruction. It's the definition of charity. My accountant: [head in his hands] for the last time, scratchers are not tax deductible and neither are sixers to "complete that certain 'je ne sais quoi'"

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Bad economic stewardship and US imperialism in the middle east? Welcome back 2003

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The inventor of Spaghettios was probably witness to a horrific accident at a Cheerios factory.

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Me speaking to a group of innies: Slaps car yeah so this baby is a 98 Honda Accord. Fastest car on earth they say.

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Me speaking to a group of innies: Yeah so this one is another little book I wrote called Lord of the Rings. Also written under a pseudonym.

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Did COVID kill house parties or am I just 35?

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She had to say yes, because of the implication.

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Can't wait to see how DEI causes lumber prices to skyrocket

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sharing this cartoon i made in 2019 for no particular reason today

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There was a weird brief period in the 2000s where most disputes in movies were either solved by MMA fights or dance offs. There was no in-between.

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A lot of technology will become obsolete, but few will reach the level of obsolete as the VHS rewinder.

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Me: "Did you find the missing girl?" Pinkerton Detective: [Wiping blood off of a bat] "No, but her parents aren't going to unionize anytime soon."

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The composer of Deck the Halls used "fa la la las" like he was writing an essay with a word requirement.

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[Thinking about my youth] More dogs should teach literary history.

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Pixar in the 90s: this is a story about love and friendship Pixar now: We're going to put you into a deep existential crisis and slowly dig you out. You will never be the same and you will constantly question what it is to be human. Also, please enjoy this talking animal.

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Trying to convince my mom Bad Santa is a Hallmark movie

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If I see a series with Bill Camp in it, it's an automatic watch.

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From a very pre-teen age I knew I wanted to hold myself emotionally hostage to social media

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"All I want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth" is an anthem for universal healthcare.

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Aaron Rodgers skipping practice for a Netflix documentary about himself is a truly fitting intro into the inspiring story of a once great player who bounced back from a devastating injury to lead a historically woebegone franchise to their worst season in a decade

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Pixar rejected my Up sequel Down. Carl tying boulders to his house to drag it underground so he can rescue Ellie from hell “didn’t make sense” according to the suits. “Why is Ellie in hell? She didn’t commit any sins.” Yes she did, hubris

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Aliens: We extracted all of the natural resources on our homeworld and made our planet inhospitable in the process. We've come here to conquer your world and start anew. Earth: LOL so you're not going to believe this..

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imagine dying and your companies stock price rises a significant percent lol

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secret santa at the cia prolly goes hard as hell

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I'm pretty stubborn so it would take a lot more than three ghosts to convince me to change my ways

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I want an Arnold Schwarzenegger guest role in Always Sunny so him and DeVito can do a Twins episode.

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Gotta go to bed early to wake up early to have an anxiety attack before work

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I like how milk of the poppy is just prescribed for anything in the Game of Thrones universe. Can't sleep? Milk of the poppy Headache? Milk of the poppy Nervous in crowds? Milk of the poppy They have magic, but God forbid they create Advil.

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Willy Wonka: I've got it! There will be a contest and only the most true and pure of heart child can win. Lawyer: For the last time Mr. Wonka, you cannot pass liability to someone else. You're going to jail and I am urging you to take the plea that is on the table.

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Yelling "look what you did you little jerk" at my nephew to keep the Christmas spirit alive.

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Unpopular opinion: I like Blood Mary's with the least amount of garnishes possible. I do not want an entire cheeseburger on my drink.

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Spotify's DJ X: Here's something fresh and new that is exactly what you've been looking for. [Starts playing Dire Straights' 1985 hit Money for Nothing"]

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I have been to three maybe even four rodeos, and I still don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

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Pixar in the 90s: this is a story about love and friendship Pixar now: We're going to put you into a deep existential crisis and slowly dig you out. You will never be the same and you will constantly question what it is to be human. Also, please enjoy this talking animal.

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Ebenezer Scrooge in 2024: Alright everybody, today on the pod we're gonna talk about the dangers of unions.

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The economy in the Hallmark Cinematic Universe runs on high profile lawyers and Christmas wreath farms.

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Movie Producers 1996: ISO: Talented dog to fuck up children's future basketball prospects, but like in a funny way. Not a pitbull way.

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My favorite part of Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift is the fact that the lead is a 35 year-old Peyton Manning looking MF that is playing a 17 year-old highschool student.

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Style is cyclical. Soon they'll be wearing parachute pants.

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Making lumber and food more expensive during a housing shortage by blowing up your own trade deal is certainly a bold first 100 days strategy.

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Yellowstone is just the Kardashian's for dudes that call women "females."

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Violently hungover and convinced a nice crispy diet coke would cure me

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I like it when recipes say "meanwhile in a separate dish" like my chicken and broccoli are on a separate but equally important quest as the sauce and rice.

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I am proposing a revolutionary change to hotels that would help them compete against Airbnbs: Have drinkable tap water.

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