colincalexander.bsky.social
Dad, writer, sometimes attorney. Used to write for fun, now for revenge. Stories in Molotov Cocktail, Radon Journal, Havok, and Shotgun Honey.
2024 Pushcart Prize Nominated.
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Look, as a man that grew up with an orange cat and loves them dearly, let's be clear, he's chaotic neutral at best
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Did…did the orange cat hurt you? Blink twice for yes.
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Right??? Unless it’s not a mug, but a giant memorial made by bugs who were living in the trash…
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As someone who used to bartend but does not possess this skill, please say more
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Always a fantastic feeling to make the Roundup. Thanks, @mynachang.bsky.social!
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I don't know who made that call, but it sounds like they were serious and you should listen to their advice.
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Look, you can read "Girl Number One," a story about a serial killer haunted by the past, as "fiction," but I'm here to tell you it's just pages from @adschw.bsky.social's tear-stained journal. Local authorities just need to do their jobs and put the pieces together.
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Congrats on the CBNC, Liz!
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Congrats, Michael! Looking forward to reading it.
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Take a photo. Save it for the next time you want to get out of something.
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Congratulations, Emma!
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Reminds me of every 80’s movie where there is a workout montage and suddenly the protagonist is a karate champ.
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Happy to contribute! My advice is to avoid the sun and drink as much blood as possible.
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All I’m hearing is we should start working on our cardio
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An established personal style and a beard go a long way at this stage
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Wonder if they’ve got any good lawyers at…how do you pronounce that, Har-vord? Har-vard?