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You're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here today. Human rights are cool, we should leave them alone. Very Scottish 🍀 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hsaqlh4nc4v5luci7oqusxuk/feed/aaaha5i5ewo2g
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Later than I thought tbh

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

There was a rich playboy who swallowed a bee I couldn't see how he swallowed a bee Etc

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Me, stroking the cat: who did a big poo then, eh? Who did a big poo? Wife: I'm not answering that Me: ANSWER THE QUESTION

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Jesus and his apostles sitting around a table at breakfast discussing Mary Magdalene

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Looking forward to the Directors Cut, an extended Last Supper segment, 20 minutes of Judas eating cherry tomatoes like Denethor

submitted 16 hours ago • 5 comments

Horrible feeling there's going to be serious violence in the US today but best of luck to all American pals protesting today

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

Don't know much about this guy Nygren Celtic are in for but I didn't know anything about Nicolas Kuhn either. Looks decent and can play anywhere across the front 3. Probably worth the punt at a couple of mill #celticfc

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

And to think they say Glaswegians have no romance in their souls...

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Got called transphobic by Chat GPT earlier lads

submitted 1 day ago • 64 comments

Anyway, hospital appointment on Wednesday was guid, been given an appointment for a year from now so they're quite happy. Unless my head falls off or summat, then I should call NHS24

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Mark McManus (Taggart) nicked my Evening Times in the Queens Park Cafe in 1986

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I have a joke about Odysseus but it takes forever to get to the punchline

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Yes this is absolutely fascism but I think they've jumped the gun here. By all accounts nothing much is happening in LA and it makes this rhetoric seem empty. They desperately need shots fired by opponents

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Paprika powder that expired in May 2022 is ok to use, right?

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

This is very cool, you should all get into this musican, he is very talented. (It's me)

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Every time I see JB Pritzker I think its Norm Peterson from Cheers

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

The new suggested plan is cutting out part of the base unit beside the fridge freezer and placing it there... ...right beside a fridge

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments