colkil.bsky.social
Dad, shares dinners with a Labrador
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Hypothetically speaking, what is likely to happen if you tell them to stick it?
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1 minute. It's always 1 minute
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Has to be intentional!
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Might have been the way my uncle read it to me but this was the stuff of nightmares!
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Tidy
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Kinell
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Ouch, looks like a bad one. Hope you're ok
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How else would Norris McWherter validate any world record claims?
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Every time I encounter these I think they've missed a trick by omitting any sort of aid to measurement.
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Flashback to living in the fatherland as a teenager. Sub zero for months and lugging crated beer for my dad!
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Horrendous price per bean ratio too
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Depends. Do they have a book club?
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Cupboard roll is also ready to leap out at any moment.
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Pancake time
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Exudes warmth and happiness
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Something to work on
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Ohhhh Dave! RIP
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Ah, but did they have the elusive Dave pre-filled as the witness for all signatures? We gave up and started again
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OMG, that's the root of the problem!
Being prevented from stapling the pages and trying to stop them signing each other's in the wrong role from 200 miles away is testing. Got through hundreds of post it notes!
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Spent this year negotiating the paperwork with my parents. Don't underestimate the complexity of these when it comes to people from a time with fewer forms and no computers!
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Box will collapse on first use
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Thank you!
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Please elaborate. Having spent November running at least 2 miles Every Single Day, I'm now much fitter and faster but just as fat. With sore knees.
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Dad: please walk the dog
Kids: forget it loser
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Why do they always begin with today's date? WHY???
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And all the times he violated himself!
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Quiz Night Johnny
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Hi Sophie
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My daughter's studying environmental geoscience and I envy her massively
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It's only because you're amazing, nothing to worry about
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I'm finding it really hard to care. None of this will change anything
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6. Chin Spinner?
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She wants to be careful, looks like the water cannon will be on her soon!