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collieddahle.bsky.social
Host of the Black & White & Dead All Over podcast and sometimes Audio Book Narrator. https://blackwhitedead.alitu.com
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it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.

Holds up

Inspiring reply in Chuck's comments.

Not to say my new mustache is unpopular, but I've had to slash prices from 25 cents recently to a nickel.

Kind-of Adult (ages 31-35): - Begins to drink wine from a proper wine glass (one of a Christmas gift set of four) - Can point to body parts and complain about them - Can name pictures of common objects to order on Amazon

a great way to riposte allegations of being a coastal elite might be to actually name the cities in Utah and Idaho these rallies took place in rather than just stick the names of a couple red states on a poster full of blue cities

Chocolate meet peanut butter.

They all sprang forth a giant, black masshole.

All black metal vocals should sound like Scut Farkus wailing when Ralphy is beating the crap out of him.

Hang on, just give them a minute to recommend the new Dawes album.

The Book Thief, Mrs Frisby & The Rats of NIMH, Reacher.

@blakeevan.bsky.social is a fabulous and insightful individual, and you would be a damn fool not to follow him.

@chetpowers.bsky.social Everyone follow this dynamic son of a bitch.

Quite enjoying this. Check out Lonely People With Power by Deafheaven on Amazon Music music.amazon.com/albums/B0DTR...

I wish there was a Spanish language remake of The Bourne Identity with the title "Wholio?"... I'll see myself out

I joined our veterans, and the good folks who serve them, at the Minneapolis VA to make sure Trump knows our veterans don't want to see 83,000 caregivers fired.

I am a person with a podcast like the majority of people on this planet. open.spotify.com/episode/1MPk...

GARY: Remember when we were talking about optimizations? CINDY: Yeah, I wanted to circle back on that. GARY: You said you wanted to see hockey-stick growth. Well, I’ve realized I want to see it too—in our relationship. CINDY: Unpack that for me.

I suppose in theory for them, it's like spitting on the last piece of pizza you're calling dibs on, but they've eaten the majority of it already, and we have yet to have a slice.

If I were a television meteorologist, I would regularly describe the weather as "fun & sexy" no matter how inclimate or deadly it possibly is.

Hopefully, my own crappy artwork is better than the crappy AI artwork I had previously used.

Just about finished Sarah Plain and Tall, can't wait for the second book, Sarah: 2Plain 2Tall.

man when NATE SILVER gets it and you don't, holy shit

One of my favorite photos ever

My kid asked me if I had any albums by Taylor Swift. I didn't, so I threw on an old Grimes record and told her that she's the "Taylor Swift of Elon Musks".

"Sure, you could keep asking me stuff like 'describe a time I faced a conflict at work.' However, I strongly feel you would learn more about me if I told you about when Norm and Cliff argued over whether a monkey could do their jobs."

Sometimes, when I feel too cheery, I just remind myself that Rosa Parks lived long enough to hear that terrible song The Neville Brothers made for her.

there a tool or invention for how, after you were tricked by your wife into putting lotion on your hands and then have fun running all around the house taunting the dog (who loves lotion-hands), you stroll into the kitchen to fill your tea mug up and can't even BEGIN to twist that lid off?

This would simply be one of the most important things to ever happen, ever

Just had my annual testicular cancer surveillance visit and...

More like Patrick MaPartments am I right???

"We came here today to play the game, and we came here to win. I don’t give a damn if you’re only ten weeks old--when their linebacker hits you in the face like a bag of dicks, you need to get up, nip him in the belly, and run the ball down the fucking field."

How many outbreaks of head lice do you think were directly related to The Sorting Hat?

Forever Homes with Patrick Mahomes.

Your value as a human being can be tied directly to how many Super Bowl parties you've been invited to. I have been invited to zero. I personally know a Labrador Retriever that's been invited to at least five.