colonelmoutardo.bsky.social
Inane witterings. Arsenal fan, ex-British Army, Corps of Royal Engineers, Sapper (retd) & amateur flatulist (Iraq war Op Telic veteran for what it's worth - I did fuck all). Lives in Shropshire, UK. 40-something & grumpy. Plays with guitars & toy soldiers
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Very demure and classy x
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I'm a character out of Cluedo except someone already had bagged ColonelMoutarde so I had to adjust slightly.
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Awesome work!
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You were suggested when I joined. You're a habit I can't break :)
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Come for the cartoons. Stay for the cutting edge punditry :)
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I got myself into terrible trouble with a credit card in my youth (they gave them out no questions asked to uni students) and ever since then I refuse to use them.
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I sympathise. I fell down the stairs at 3 AM half asleep trying to turn off an errant burglar alarm. I was pretty busted up for well over a week or so.
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Perky!
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We are paying the price for poor squad management and poor transfer strategy.
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This sounds like a lead up to a porno film...
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Chance would be a fine thing.
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That's true. Cheaper on my own pocket then :)
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Wish I had no tolerance, it would make me a cheap(er) date, that's for sure!
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I know what you mean, definitely feel less stressed after a couple.
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I would say you shouldn't be forced into drinking but I can understand. Alcohol is a great social lubricant. A few whiskeys and I'm anyone's.
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That's OK, I eagerly await any further mention of savage breasts.
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I think we are going to be due a 'Rosa Parks' moment with regard to this.
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Your eyes are the best. Also, am I defined as a deviant if I initially read that as savage breasts?
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Will it come with a 'whomp whomp' sound when you have had zero engagement at all?
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Next to a barbers called 'A Cut Above The Rest'? I love bad puns in signage.
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It's good life advice; I shouldn't really drink either but I'm not without my vices. I have a bad habit of listening to my vinyl, drinking a few whiskies and then searching on eBay for my white whale albums and invariably paying over the odds for something.
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It makes me laugh as an Englishman seeing Trump in the media. To residents of the Midlands, Trump is a synonym for 'fart'. Pretty apt given the circumstances.
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Already ahead of you there. The sun is well over the yardarm.
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I will if you will. And I promise not to buy tat when I am pissed as well.
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I probably should but don't usually look at feedback beforehand. It's only when I get ripped off I look at it and then end up kicking myself for not paying attention. Sometimes the seller will be vague in the description and say ‘they can’t guarantee authenticity’ or words to that effect.
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I find the same problem when buying GameBoy Advance games on eBay. You wouldn't have thought there would be a huge market in producing knock-off games for a 25 year old console but here we are.
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Potential cereal killer in the making there.
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Cracking pair of bangers :)