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The Amazon nascar crew didn’t really give a great explanation of their burn bar but the broadcast so far has been really good.

Larson did the double dnf!

Woo hoo! Kyle Larson spun out in two races today. Best driver in the world spun out on his own. In two different cars.

They’re having Carl Edward’s interview Denny Hamlin but what I want to see is Carl Edward’s interview Joey logano

This is the worst indy 500 ever but will also be an amazing Indy 500 if somehow newgarden wins from the back.

Indy 500 in the streets but go bowling at the glen in the pit road sheets.

Kyle Larson out? Dang, couldn’t have happened to a worse person. Hey, bright side, he can still do a double dnf

Pit lane is the most dangerous part of Indy today.

Wait newgarden is almost in the top 10?

Did anyone else see palou’s pit crew guy have to jump over the front of a blue car? Might have been malukas

I will always giggle when they say “stingray robb” during a broadcast. It feels like the first time I hear it every time I hear it.

With all these cautions I’m wondering if the Indy 500 is gonna be finished before Kyle Larson has to leave.

I need one of these arca back markers to blow a tire cuz I wanna see my boy Cletus finish on the lead lap.

Cletus getting 11th in qualifying at his first mile and a half is just more proof that he’s legit. If he commits he could easily find a way to the xfinity series.

I’m thinking of starting a betting pool to pick the date that trump announces a statue of himself is to be erected. Maybe bonus prop bets like “will it be via executive order?”

After Harrison Burton held off Kyle Busch at baby Daytona last fall, I said to my friends that I’m not sure that Kyle Busch will ever win again. That’s my nascar hot take at this point. I think the last win of his career already happened. I don’t hate KFB and I want to be wrong but… ya know?

The car wrecked, shoutout to the Midwest pope, cut to commercial. Best 10 seconds of the day.

The nascar announcer just said that there was white smoke in that crash just like how they just got a new pope, then gave him a shoutout and said he’s from the Midwest.

Someone call the slaughter rule in this Indiana vs Brazil game.

Holy shit Christopher bell just took the same hit as Connor did yesterday. Idk what the safer barrier is made of but it’s while these guys are ok after a hit like that.

I’m gonna be thrilled if Cleetus gets a top 10

The Phillies are getting robbed by these crazy defensive plays.

100 percent certain there will be betting platforms that take bets on who the next pope will be.

What if nick castellanos did it twice….