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Fancy a giggle? Join us for our shows this month at: ⭐️ #Chelmsford Theatre on Sat 3rd May ⭐ #Twickenham Exchange and @parktheatrelondon.bsky.social on Sun 11th May ⭐ #RegentsPark Open Air Theatre on Sun 25th May ⭐ #HedgeEnd Berry Theatre and #Hornchurch @queenstheatreh.bsky.social on Fri 30th May

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Thank you for all the replies today, much to think about! Good time to mention that for $200 I will teach you how to upload a profile picture.

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Right, Twickenham. Here's the plan. STEP 1) You join us at The Exchange on May 11th! www.exchangetwickenham.co.uk/show/comedy-... STEP 2) You giggle hugely at @katiepritchards.bsky.social, Enrico Touché, and @matricardo.bsky.social! STEP 3) You get all giddy about Mat's magic book, out July 31st!

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Daniel Kitson has a mate who holds that the secret to happiness is "good thing now; good thing later". So. Now! Listen to @zafarcakes.bsky.social on our podcast! Look forward to! Seeing Bilal gig for us in #FinsburyPark on May 11th, with Joe Sutherland (MC), @watsoncomedian.bsky.social and Shelf!

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Essex! We're back at #Chelmsford Theatre on Saturday 3rd May, with Ted Hill, @katiepritchards.bsky.social and @matricardo.bsky.social! Thus a high chance of comedy nonsense, giddy banana earworms, and some fully incredible feats of physical dexterity! 🎟️ www.chelmsfordtheatre.co.uk/event/comedy...

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//fondly reminisces over the time we printed choice extracts from the iTunes user agreement and got the workshoppers to work on very specific stand-up about certain clauses, cos it's more interesting to do that than just joke about how blithely people click on AGREE without reading it all through//

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Hear me out. No more interviews of the weird pronatalist couple. Interview the neighborhood dads. The guy who mows the lawn of an elderly neighbor. The people who live self-sacrificial lives that make other people’s lives better. Normalize that. A crisis in masculinity? Highlight this man.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMETHING ELSE

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Why yes, we DID have some excellent gigs on Saturday. And yes, an underrated perk of WhatsApp automatically saving photos to your phone's image folder IS this kind of collection.

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Dreamt that I’d been asked to write a movie franchise spun from already popular IP: UK road signs. Starting with the ‘warning: elderly people crossing road’ one. Strong relationship, familiar characters, good for national-treasure casting. Think Bill Nighy was involved.

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There was a time when we were keeping the workshoppers updated on George Santos' exploits every session - he's been stealing from WHO NOW!? - like he was a cartoon/soap villain they needed to keep track of. It's pleasing he can be brought down by a hard stare. And comprehensive evidence of CRIMES.

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Asked the workshoppers "what brings enrichment to your enclosure"* and one of them held up a bingo dabber. YES MATE. * And also explained the phrase "adds enrichment to your enclosure", they definitely understood the question.

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Told the workshoppers that @alexanderybennett.bsky.social gets to play in a venue seemingly named after himself today, and they have giddily decided they each would like to have a theatre called: 🏰 The Madman! 🏰 The Shenanigan! 🏰 Teddy Tower!

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Faversham! We're back at The Alexander Centre on Saturday 26th April with an actual Alexander - in the shape of @alexanderybennett.bsky.social - plus non-Alexanders @steffanalun.bsky.social and El Baldiniho! Join us for stand-up, magic and some very giddy shouting. 🎟️ thealex.org.uk/event/comedy...

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#Barnes! Families of South West London! We have a PEACH of a bill heading to OSO Arts on Saturday 26th, with @mattgreencomedy.com hosting Dov Citron, Helena Mitchell and sketch duo Shelf! 🎟️ osoarts.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

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#Bedford! KIDS! We're back at The Quarry at St Luke's on Saturday 26th with comedy excellence from Ted Hill (MC), Twig The Pixie and @mitchbenn.bsky.social! Yer classic stand-up / impish improvisation / song smasherooni line-up! 🎟️ quarrytheatre.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

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If you were wondering what Scooby Doo is in French, it's Scoubidou.

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Macarena. The Locomotion. We Go Together, like ramma lamma lamma ka dinga da dinka dong...

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HULLO, KIDS. Do you want to: See us live? comedyclub4kids.co.uk/gigs/ Listen to our podcasts? comedyclub4kids.co.uk/podcast/ Buy our book? www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk/how-to-be-an... Join our classes? comedyclub4kids.co.uk/workshops Get our free comedy worksheets? comedyclub4kids.co.uk/resources/

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Edinburgh! KIDS! We are: a) very good at putting on family-friendly comedy shows for ages 6+ with the circuit's BEST acts b) back for our ✨20th #edfringe✨ this August with umpteen shows in #AssemblyFest's lush Piccolo space c) keen to see you at b) to prove a) 🎟️ assemblyfestival.com/whats-on/945...

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Fancy a giggle? Join us for our upcoming shows at: ⭐️ #Barnes OSO Arts Centre, #Bedford Quarry and #Faversham Alex on Sat 26th April ⭐️ #Chelmsford Theatre on Sat 3rd May ⭐ #Twickenham Exchange and @parktheatrelondon.bsky.social on Sun 11th May ⭐ #RegentsPark Open Air Theatre on Sun 25th May

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#Bedford! KIDS! We're back at The Quarry at St Luke's on Saturday 26th with comedy excellence from Ted Hill (MC), Twig The Pixie and @mitchbenn.bsky.social! Yer classic stand-up / impish improvisation / song smasherooni line-up! 🎟️ quarrytheatre.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

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Sinners (2025)

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You know, this would work EXCELLENT WELL in a kids stage show, once saw an audience of littluns LOSE THEIR MINDS cos Doctor Brown was using a knife & fork to slice an unpeeled banana in two.

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Watching the Spice Girls on Top of the Pops last week, noticed they shout ‘spice up your life’ in exactly the way my mum used to shout ‘your tea’s going cold,’ and now this will forever be that song for me

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#Barnes! Families of South West London! We have a PEACH of a bill heading to OSO Arts on Saturday 26th, with @mattgreencomedy.com hosting Dov Citron, Helena Mitchell and sketch duo Shelf! 🎟️ osoarts.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

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Getting some real "your mother and I need to talk to you" vibes from this photo. ("Let it just be about my room," you think, fervently, as you hover in the doorway, green milk in hand. "Let it JUST be about my room!")

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To prevent deer from being hit by cars Finland has tried using reflective paint. (https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/avoid-deer-strikes-finland-painting-deer-antlers-reflective-paint-180949792/) File this under "solutions to modern problems that summon the old gods."

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but im a jeep im a vehicle what the hell am i doing here beep beep honk honk steer

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Recently the excellent @garypanton.co.uk was the guest on @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Radio Nonsense podcast & kindly agreed to give away 5 signed copies of his v.funny kids book ‘The Notwitches’ in a comp. There’s a few days left if your kids would like to listen & send in an entry pod.fo/e/2be60a

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Asked the workshoppers for worse things to have infesting your kitchen than ants, mice or slugs. Termites! Lions! Mutant chickens! Darth Vaders! Very yes, to all of these. AND to the kid who, when asked for positives to come from an infestation, took his Vaders to an orphanage to adopt & save!

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Yours sincerely, Mr Beeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Study Finds Handmade Boy Marionettes Falling Behind Peers In School theonion.com/study-f...

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If you take the mask off a monster truck you'll see that it's just a regular old truck that wanted to take over an amusement park.

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South London! FAMILIES IN NEED OF FUN! We're back at @southlondontheatre.bsky.social on Saturday 19th April, with @vanderlaugh.bsky.social, Paul Duncan McGarrity and @bechillcomedian.bsky.social! Stand-up! Silly stories! High chance of a moose singsong! 🎟️ www.ticketsource.co.uk/slt/comedy-c...

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Yes mate!

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Faversham! We're back at The Alexander Centre on Saturday 26th April with an actual Alexander - in the shape of @alexanderybennett.bsky.social - plus non-Alexanders @steffanalun.bsky.social and El Baldiniho! Join us for stand-up, magic and some very giddy shouting. 🎟️ thealex.org.uk/event/comedy...

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Got the cat carrier out for the vets. Minutes later:

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Steve Martin has always been the same age. Everyone knows this.

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As parents, we're supposed to remember the first time we did stuff with our kids, but the last time is equally as significant, if not more. This poem is from Whatever You Do, Just Don't (HappenStance Press, 2023), my second full collection...

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On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

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