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“Let people enjoy things.” Maybe we shouldn’t, Sarah. Maybe we should go back to shaming them for it.

“Labubu is just capitalism furby” is so right

I’ve been getting so many videos on my FYP of furries and their day-to-day experiences and it just looks so much fun… …chat, am I about to be a furry?

Somebody: “So, my DM says I can’t do that because I’ve used all my spell slots…” Me (internally): Dungeon Master. Somebody: “So, my GM says I can’t do that because I’ve used all my slot slots…” Me (internally): General Manager?

Wondering if I should’ve gotten Night Reign…but I don’t have anybody to play it with.

The minute I heard of LA Lilo and Stitch, I knew it’d be bad compared to the original. Just knew. There’s no reason to pay to see it.

I need gay bars to play recession pop. I’m talking full on 2008-2018. You want people to dance? You want people to drink? Recession pop.

I send my coworkers tiktoks so I can find their social media and then proceed to BLOCK them.

I had a date last night. It went wonderfully.

Learned that Gantu isn’t even the villain in the Lilo and Stitch remake like???

Today’s field trip look

I’ve been called “Mr” a lot lately. Should I be concerned?

Birthday Belly. Don’t you wanna just see it get even bigger?

It’s my birthday. Reply to this with what you’d stuff me with.

I just wanna be an online slut

What if the funhouse mirrors changed the way you appeared, but for real?

When you’re 6’5”, 345 lbs but you still go on the magic maze slide

Gainer Culture is you seeing this photo, liking it, and commenting how much bigger I should be.

I got new underwear. For 2XL, they’re a bit snug…

People: IF HE AINT GAY, HES NOT A BEAR

As a kid, I always liked it when Dr Payne made an appearance on Proud Family. Only now do I realize why.

When my friends remind me that there’s other ways to treat myself than with just food

No internet. Sucks ass.

Lost any self-control this 4/20

This is Bron Starheart. We’ll see how it goes.

Do I finish my current BG3 game? Or do I start a new one as an Ancient Oath Paladin/Circle of Stars Druid?

Daniel Franzese is in Austin right now and I’m just 🤤

*waves in giant*

Had a blast at the Ren Faire

Show me that lack of neck

HELP WHY IS THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES SO GOOD?!

Is it wrong I want to tell my Uber Eats guy in the delivery chat that he’s handsome af?