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“Let people enjoy things.” Maybe we shouldn’t, Sarah. Maybe we should go back to shaming them for it.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

“Labubu is just capitalism furby” is so right

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been getting so many videos on my FYP of furries and their day-to-day experiences and it just looks so much fun… …chat, am I about to be a furry?

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

Somebody: “So, my DM says I can’t do that because I’ve used all my spell slots…” Me (internally): Dungeon Master. Somebody: “So, my GM says I can’t do that because I’ve used all my slot slots…” Me (internally): General Manager?

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Wondering if I should’ve gotten Night Reign…but I don’t have anybody to play it with.

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

The minute I heard of LA Lilo and Stitch, I knew it’d be bad compared to the original. Just knew. There’s no reason to pay to see it.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

I need gay bars to play recession pop. I’m talking full on 2008-2018. You want people to dance? You want people to drink? Recession pop.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I send my coworkers tiktoks so I can find their social media and then proceed to BLOCK them.

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 24 days ago • 6 comments

I had a date last night. It went wonderfully.

submitted 26 days ago • 4 comments

Learned that Gantu isn’t even the villain in the Lilo and Stitch remake like???

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Today’s field trip look

submitted 31 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

I’ve been called “Mr” a lot lately. Should I be concerned?

submitted 34 days ago • 3 comments

Birthday Belly. Don’t you wanna just see it get even bigger?

submitted 37 days ago • 18 comments

It’s my birthday. Reply to this with what you’d stuff me with.

submitted 38 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 38 days ago • 9 comments

I just wanna be an online slut

submitted 40 days ago • 3 comments

What if the funhouse mirrors changed the way you appeared, but for real?

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

When you’re 6’5”, 345 lbs but you still go on the magic maze slide

submitted 40 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 42 days ago • 7 comments

Gainer Culture is you seeing this photo, liking it, and commenting how much bigger I should be.

submitted 42 days ago • 10 comments

I got new underwear. For 2XL, they’re a bit snug…

submitted 43 days ago • 11 comments

submitted 44 days ago • 3 comments

People: IF HE AINT GAY, HES NOT A BEAR

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

As a kid, I always liked it when Dr Payne made an appearance on Proud Family. Only now do I realize why.

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

When my friends remind me that there’s other ways to treat myself than with just food

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

No internet. Sucks ass.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Lost any self-control this 4/20

submitted 53 days ago • 6 comments

This is Bron Starheart. We’ll see how it goes.

submitted 56 days ago • 2 comments

Do I finish my current BG3 game? Or do I start a new one as an Ancient Oath Paladin/Circle of Stars Druid?

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

Daniel Franzese is in Austin right now and I’m just 🤤

submitted 57 days ago • 3 comments

*waves in giant*

submitted 61 days ago • 14 comments

Had a blast at the Ren Faire

submitted 62 days ago • 2 comments

Show me that lack of neck

submitted 68 days ago • 2 comments

HELP WHY IS THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES SO GOOD?!

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

Is it wrong I want to tell my Uber Eats guy in the delivery chat that he’s handsome af?

submitted 70 days ago • 5 comments