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The thing about watching a JD Vance speech is that everyone knows he’s a little pig man. Everyone knows he exists to squeal for Trump‘s amusement. No one respects him and he clearly doesn’t respect himself.

McConnell, whose fault this is, votes no on Tulsi Gabbard.

Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.

you know his ass would buy a cybertruck

I actually enjoy qting morons but I think the fun of that has run out for me

Early '00s Midwest emo album covers in real life

I don't think we're cooked. I think people believe the aura and myth constructed around Donald Trump and that isn't a transferable thing.

republicans: big government is destroying america also republicans: you're going to need to submit to a full dna test if you want to take a shit in a public bathroom democrats: that dna test should be affordable for low income families

Any time a conservative says that they’re the new punk rock, remember that the only tie to punk they have is bands on warped tour trying have sex with kids

It’s really funny that the Harris internal polling never had her ahead and she won most people who paid attention to the election and we’re still all going “AHA if you IDIOTS had only done THIS” when the obvious solution was just nominating John Cena

I watched the movie Saturday Night. It's not that great but it contains the kernel of a genius idea and that's the JK Simmons led Milton Berle biopic.

God to the people building the tower of babel

If I take a step back and think about it, it actually makes perfect sense we would end up with a right coded social media platform and a left coded one.

[to the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”] Cybertruck at family court

Especially if you say it in the "There's some whores in this house" WAP cadence.

That's fine to do in a musical..... When they bring it back in 2 years for the express reason of you singing with it. In it's premiere week? That's psycho shit.

Watched CNN this morning while drinking my pre-colonoscopy purging solution. A powerful combination!

Elon and David Sacks giving Bond villain speeches about Gaetz really mitigates against the idea that Trump played 4-D chess with a doomed nominee. He picked him bc he wanted him and the mood at Mar-a-Lago is ebullient, like they can't lose.

Reading this thread, I already knew Americans don't really use WhatsApp, but I didn't realize that the Americans that don't and the Europeans that do don't realize why this is the case.... American data and text plans are better than European data and text plans.

Big W for the deep state here - never count out the Soros Boys.

trump is not invulnerable.

Oh so that report is BAD bad

Wtf Matt Gaetz dropped out???!

See, now I get why it's Gaetz. You need someone who can really understand the criminal mindset. To catch a guy with a warehouse full of baby oil, you must become him.

The Dems need to come to terms with the fact that Oprah Winfrey is more responsible for the United States being in the Golden Age of Quackery than Donald Trump by a wide margin.

The right wing becoming the crunch granola weirdos and then the Republican party capitulating to its crystal magic wing is going to have generational implications.

Shoutout to Hangman Page for being a real one

Gotta find a spot for Herschel Walker in this cabinet and space is running out!

This Nancy Mace thing is going to be a defining moment for the Democratic Party. Mace is deliberately bullying another person, one of their colleagues. And if House Dems are too chickenshit to defend their own colleague over this open, blatant hate, what the hell is the point of them anymore.

Tulsi's nomination to head of intelligence is probably the riskiest nomination for Trump personally. I don't mean that as "MAYBE SHE WONT GET THROUGH" I mean that as IF SHE DOES GET THROUGH she has a history of being a power grabber with no real loyalty.

Nancy Mace doing bathroom panic at the capitol for one specific person is the proof that Trump's reelection is American Brexit. No ability or intention of the party that benefited from the shocking result leading into double downs on transphobic pseudo legislation.

Vivek Ramaswamy looks like Jimmy Neutron and I hate it.

the new alex cross show is pretty decent but the central premise that alex cross is always "the smartest guy in the room" breaks down when he is shown driving a ford mustang. that is simply not a vehicle that smart people buy