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hate having a mad king hate the decadent and vulgar courtiers who flatter him hate his scheming broken-dick vizier hate the epic memesauce political commissars hate realigning with global aggressors etc

your friendly reminder that if you are still on x elon musk owns all of your DM's as well as trump's and anyone associated. have a nice day!

It's odd that Elon Musk's emulation of the Nazis stops short of creating reliable cars and rockets that get to their destination.

simpsons predicted pete hegseth

🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug comic - A Calvinesque and Hobbesian look at a criminal presidency - Brought to you by the Inner Hive, including longtime member Skull Goblet and new member Gene G. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive ) - READ IT RIGHT HERE👇

in america giant bodies of water can change their names, but trans people can’t

In other countries, Woody Woodpecker is called: Boner Bonerpenis

🚨 New Episode Out Now! 🎙️ We’re diving deep into Matt Berry’s brand-new album Heard Noises, including those elusive bonus tracks! 🎧 Link in bio or wherever you get your podcasts 🔥 #MattBerry #HeardNoises #MusicPodcast #fyp #mattberrymusic #newepisode #ListenNow #getobsessed

Cheering on the death of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau is just incomprehensible to me, unless you own a bank or something. Like you're just fucking stupid, sorry.

This is how the world views the US. Australia calling out fascism, then adding that "Trump is a disaster for humanity and he belongs behind bars, not the oval office."

It will be my honor to remake US passenger aviation in the image of SpaceX, which hasn’t had a rocket explode in over three weeks. by Elon Musk

INNER VOICE: If you build it, they will come. * constructs Hot Dog Water Bidet

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🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug comic - DON'T CALL THEM N@ZIS - Brought to you by the Inner Hive, including longtime member Bob Davisio and new member Ben C. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive ) - READ IT RIGHT HERE👇

Imagine live tweeting a bunch of qanon shit during a shootout with the cops and your final post only gets 23 likes lmao rip bozo

putin is laughing but putin is also a few degrees away from having his country collapse. ya think donny won't push him off a cliff?

This week's Tom the Dancing Bug comic: Chagrin Falls: "Your Lying Eyes" - Brought to you by the Inner Hive, including longtime member Jesse R. and new member Dean Booth. (bit.ly/theInnerHive) READ IT RIGHT HERE👇

Spent $25 on inflight wifi so I can skeet about buttholes.

if you don't know matt berry's music, treat yourself to some visionary stuff. album 13 came in the mail today, sqee!

how would everybody feel if trump got rid of the TSA?

It has come to my attention people don’t realize the neo Nazis are using “my heart goes out to you” as a way to reference Hitler saluting, so now you know.

if Popeye boofs spinach he gets ass powers

elon musk:

america, fuck no

👀 Trump on Musk: “He knows those computers better than anybody. All those computers. Those vote counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania in a landslide. Thank you to Elon.”

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🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug comic - 📜 AMERICAN HISTORY COMICS - THE FOURTH BRANCH OF THE U.S. GOVERNMENT: THE DUMBASS BILLIONAIRES - Brought to you by the Inner Hive, including longtime member Olivia Lib and new member Tyrone Jethro. READ IT RIGHT HERE👇

🟠 This week's Classic Tom the Dancing Bug - Ernest Hemingway's New Typewriter (2014) - www.gocomics.com/tomthedancin...

scott adams might come off like an idiot, but don’t judge a book by its cover: that “idiot” created dilbert

If Anita Bryant started her whole shtick right now she’d have 2 million Twitter followers and get shoved onto everyone’s feeds with explicit support from politicians and tech leaders

an idiot with a money-megaphone is still an idiot

trump just issuing torrents of insane rants while his fans try to kill him is why he is the gg allin of presidents

“Eat shit” used to be a famously off-color retort. Now it’s advice that many right-wing influencers are giving their followers.

the trick to ordering spicy food is to order it mild and get a spicy condiment/chili sauce on the side, then combine that with each bite to taste with a dipper like naan, roti, or fried tortilla. compose your own symphony of heat!

Life fuck Is your Short friends 💕