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computerhusband.bsky.social
Late 30s, laboratory gremlin, mahjongposter, desert dweller. (He/Him). Sometimes, there is porn. Married to @ferrovore.bsky.social
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submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Thinking about how in 2024 Eric Adams put out a big video with a cgi rat that amounted to: "sorry, vermin! We dont throw our garbage into the street in a giant pile anymore thanks to this cutting edge technology!"

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

Yeah it's Meepis monday

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

submitted 2 days ago • 69 comments

hey gang, guess who's been animating again Please, enjoy Hemi throwing it from side to side to your choice of music. (And of course, there's also a version with her hair down over on the patreon) ~ patreon.com/posts/122861554 ~

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

if grindr is the mlm hookup app, is there a wlw hookup app called hoegie

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

You can do it Helly

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

#29: So Close and Yet So Far ~ merrilandbrowne.com/comic/29-so-... ~

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

Rough time at work. Wish I could just hinge the back of my skull open and slop in pornographic concepts to just displace the static.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Beans in chili are woke. What a great bit

submitted 15 days ago • 88 comments

submitted 10 days ago • 146 comments

Someone asked why r/welding has the progress flag and ally flag in the header of the subreddit. And I fucking *LOVE* the response from one of the mods. We need more of this energy. #pride #queer #ally

submitted 11 days ago • 25 comments

This is where you go to tell the National Park Service to restore the word "transgender" in its entry on the Stonewall monument. (Scroll down.)

submitted 12 days ago • 519 comments

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submitted 13 days ago • 59 comments

Obscene horror ⬇️ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ ⬇️

submitted 131 days ago • 47 comments

Oh yes, it is Meepis Monday

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

special hat

submitted 15 days ago • 16 comments

In the dark of the night... @skidd.bsky.social

submitted 20 days ago • 10 comments

I don't know why, after one of her moves, I swear Rodion looks like she's hitting us with the McNuggies Look #limbus

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I've been playing Limbus Company a lot as of late while my brain emits sparks about Life In General, and I gotta ask: Why they gotta do my boy Gregor so dirty?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Incredible new WcDonalds style Denny's variant.

submitted 21 days ago • 25 comments

in like 2015 i made this edit of James Twinpeaks because i like to disrespect him. i just saw it on tumblr in a new post. stupidly happy it's still going around

submitted 24 days ago • 33 comments

1 LIKE = 1 LIKE. 1 REPOST = 1 REPOST. Like this post if you like it! Repost if you repost it

submitted 26 days ago • 3 comments

happy year of the snake

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

Now! With bonus consent! Consent to this great piece of visual literature: www.pilotside.us/comic/vaness...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Recently I've been asking my patrons to vote on their pick of three face-down tarot cards from different decks every week to use as a sketch prompt. Our first winner was the Wheel of Fortune from Amrit Brar's Marigold Tarot!  [Originally posted 2024.11.02 on https://patreon.com/distressedegg]

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

drew this in 2015 for a friend and im reposting it here mothcats.. or are they catmoths?

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

Continuing the in person mahjong teaching train and said the words "you've played Balatro? Dora are mult"

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

we must all be uncompromising freaks, in his honor

submitted 40 days ago • 5 comments

fine, I'll just repost the Clair/Pepper pegging pinup, whatever truly embarrassing that I have to firmly state that this is a skinny adult woman but okay, I'm not taking any chances this time

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 41 days ago • 3 comments

Earthbound as a game fucked me up and made me consider the concept of combining peanut butter, shredded cheese, and hot sauce in a tortilla and I'm mad about how much I think it's actually Pretty Good.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

It is Meepis Monday. We made corsi rosenthal boxes over the weekend, the Meepis helped

submitted 43 days ago • 4 comments

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

submitted 45 days ago • 82 comments

is that… *gulps* your island….

submitted 45 days ago • 18 comments

I will be happy when the whole "weird Al's name looks like artificial intelligence in most typefaces online and I will do a goof about this" phenomenon dies down. I know this is just a crotchety old man take but this shit is like Sportsball jokes to me for some reason. Like nails on a chalkboard.

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment