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40s, laboratory gremlin, mahjongposter, desert dweller. (He/Him). Sometimes, there is porn. Married to @ferrovore.bsky.social
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Telling people this was the glaive from Krull

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

he was so real for this. youre right, matsuno, we SHOULD start an armed resistance against the oppressor class.

Me creating a whole ass summoning circle on the back porch to will a final fantasy tactics advance remake into the world so we can get more Nu Mou content.

The idea of buying a bunch of those digital photo frames and mounting them on the wall above my desk to cycle through commissions is a very silly but very real idea

I have a new favorite piece of fine art ("An Oyster Supper" by Horatio Henry Couldery)

Deltarune soon that means I can post this one again 🖌️

boom boom boom boom, i delta in my rune

Well it is once again Meepis Monday

After hearing me talk about MXC, Pluto decided it wanted to show me ten minutes of the back half of an episode, and then decided to try and show me Crank Yankers instead and the joy to rage pipeline had never been so real

Thinking about Odin Sphere and the Pooka Curse and how it's supposed to be this ghastly monstrous transforming spell but instead you just end up turning into the cutest most marketable little guys

"Of course I love dragon ball, I'm a huge fan of Krillin and his signature move, *looks at smudged writing on hand* the destructo dick"

I've been doing it for a while so I think it slipped my mind to post about it proper, but every Friday I run 3 or so hours of casual Riichi Mahjong East games through a queue, with the intention of creating a low stress no stakes environment good for learning/fun. If you are interested, swing by!

Feeling truly blessed this morning, was getting set up at work and got a message from an artist going "hey that request prompt you sent, somebody else wanted basically exactly the same thing, you want a mulligan?" They could have so easily said nothing, but instead, I get Two Cakes!

"BlueSky will COLLAPSE unless it has this specific thing that is of interest to me" baby bluesky is gonna collapse ANYWAY

The blowjob brothers have both come out as nonbinary. They're requesting you call them the fellatio fellas now

What a guy

"Corkboard" Kirby Super Star (1996)

he was committing wage theft against an employee with cancer cdllife.com/2025/murdere...

we should make more drinks blue for no reason. blue raspberry? nice. blue lemonade? excellent. blue pepsi? fuck yes. let's make root beer blue! fuck it! it's 2025 and the world is on fire! pour some blue in the root beer so I at least feel like I'm living in the future bitch

You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.

Shoutouts to the beat up black sedan with full sized pride and trans flags mounted to it and a wig on the rear passenger door that said something along the lines of GENDER EQUALITY NOW and then a bunch of other stuff that I couldn't read because it was cardboard and we were gone.

gamesoftrobo.ghost.io/an-even-and-... "Nice cop gacha or mean cop gacha is beside the point, though: a cop is a cop... When you finally don’t get the thing you want, and the game asks you how much you’re willing to pay to get it, you'll find out. "

In this month's pages of The Priestwife, the titular character just might catch something halfway resembling a break. Read from the newest update: priestwife.neocities.org/comics.html?... Or start from the beginning: priestwife.neocities.org/comics.html?...

Me hovering very firmly in the 23000-28000 range: man I would love to play the game. Me seeing the person to my immediate right get hit for 12000 points off of a tile I absolutely needed to drop but was playing defensively: **hoo**

This is most Menards thing I’ve ever seen

Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995

Due to the way that my filing system on my computer is set up, I have an artist I have gotten several commissions from directly next to my mahjong information repositories and I make a lot of mistakes, which means I can often be blindsided with either a yaku list OR a giant titty

An online friend is screaming because I said the words "pervert mode" to describe a situation and they DESPERATELY don't want it to enter their lexicon.

Everybody's too concerned about posting mahjong hole instead of worrying about the status of their mahjong soul.

no one hates oversized dumb fuck trucks more than an American let me fucking tell you

anyone made this one yet this is a personal one

Based on real life experiences: I don't know how I would feel if I were touring an open house and I heard the low battery smoke alarm chirp above me.

Pinup - the Ancient Hero reclining + Link w/ Rauru Arm variant (commissioned) Man, what's up with that guy anyway, what's his deal ~ patreon.com/posts/128795151 ~

Kirby has never served, but there's nothing stopping me from going on the internet and lying about it