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Taking a fat rip off of the air conditioner bong and getting absolutely blazed and also legionaries disease

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I am following my bliss and have started developing an indulgent character who is the fictional mascot for a horny PC-98 mahjong game who teaches you how to play and is tired of not getting to bone. And I will need to remember to tag appropriately to not blast her into the mahjong feed. No🀄️

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

I've gotta get more mascot shaped characters that get into Adult Situations. I've already got chibified adaptations of existing characters, but what if there were more.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

If only I could be purple or pink, three heads tall, and have an absolutely enormous ass. Life's not fair.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Looks like they fixed Maple's air conditioner just in time for @chibichaser.bsky.social's birthday today! Here's to plenty more of 'em! (thanks to @computerhusband.bsky.social for suggesting the pose for this, too)

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

the most absurd thing about the "LOS ANGELES IS BURNING" narrative they've been trying to push is that, statistically speaking, every American with access to the internet knows at least one person who lives in Los Angeles who can confirm that No It Is Not

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

DOG 1: its pretty fucked up that the humans have two more mouths at the end of their front legs but they dont use them for eating. they're just "picking-stuff-up-mouths" DOG 2: coughing out a huge plume of bong smoke cmon man you can't say shit like that to me right now

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Doing this instead of being productive.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

the mahjong enjoyers in one (1) of the servers wanted to see this again. i made this three years ago and i'm so pleased it still occupies the brain wrinkles of at least a few people

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Telling people this was the glaive from Krull

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

submitted 7 days ago • 85 comments

he was so real for this. youre right, matsuno, we SHOULD start an armed resistance against the oppressor class.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Me creating a whole ass summoning circle on the back porch to will a final fantasy tactics advance remake into the world so we can get more Nu Mou content.

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The idea of buying a bunch of those digital photo frames and mounting them on the wall above my desk to cycle through commissions is a very silly but very real idea

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I have a new favorite piece of fine art ("An Oyster Supper" by Horatio Henry Couldery)

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Deltarune soon that means I can post this one again 🖌️

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

boom boom boom boom, i delta in my rune

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Well it is once again Meepis Monday

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

After hearing me talk about MXC, Pluto decided it wanted to show me ten minutes of the back half of an episode, and then decided to try and show me Crank Yankers instead and the joy to rage pipeline had never been so real

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about Odin Sphere and the Pooka Curse and how it's supposed to be this ghastly monstrous transforming spell but instead you just end up turning into the cutest most marketable little guys

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

"Of course I love dragon ball, I'm a huge fan of Krillin and his signature move, looks at smudged writing on hand the destructo dick"

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

I've been doing it for a while so I think it slipped my mind to post about it proper, but every Friday I run 3 or so hours of casual Riichi Mahjong East games through a queue, with the intention of creating a low stress no stakes environment good for learning/fun. If you are interested, swing by!

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Feeling truly blessed this morning, was getting set up at work and got a message from an artist going "hey that request prompt you sent, somebody else wanted basically exactly the same thing, you want a mulligan?" They could have so easily said nothing, but instead, I get Two Cakes!

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

"BlueSky will COLLAPSE unless it has this specific thing that is of interest to me" baby bluesky is gonna collapse ANYWAY

submitted 84 days ago • 6 comments

The blowjob brothers have both come out as nonbinary. They're requesting you call them the fellatio fellas now

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What a guy

submitted 19 days ago • 7 comments

"Corkboard" Kirby Super Star (1996)

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

he was committing wage theft against an employee with cancer cdllife.com/2025/murdere...

submitted 22 days ago • 92 comments

we should make more drinks blue for no reason. blue raspberry? nice. blue lemonade? excellent. blue pepsi? fuck yes. let's make root beer blue! fuck it! it's 2025 and the world is on fire! pour some blue in the root beer so I at least feel like I'm living in the future bitch

submitted 23 days ago • 16 comments

You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.

submitted 24 days ago • 8 comments

Shoutouts to the beat up black sedan with full sized pride and trans flags mounted to it and a wig on the rear passenger door that said something along the lines of GENDER EQUALITY NOW and then a bunch of other stuff that I couldn't read because it was cardboard and we were gone.

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gamesoftrobo.ghost.io/an-even-and-... "Nice cop gacha or mean cop gacha is beside the point, though: a cop is a cop... When you finally don’t get the thing you want, and the game asks you how much you’re willing to pay to get it, you'll find out. "

submitted 31 days ago • 8 comments

In this month's pages of The Priestwife, the titular character just might catch something halfway resembling a break. Read from the newest update: priestwife.neocities.org/comics.html?... Or start from the beginning: priestwife.neocities.org/comics.html?...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments