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26, Seattle-ish, she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ i'm a computer witch making Dispatch @adhocstudio.com (opinions are mine though) used to work on diablo 4. if you know me irl read at your own peril - this is where i get to Be Weird and mostly overshare my personal issues
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mario kart world soundtrack is gonna be absolutely fucking wild i cannot wait

It rules being a tranny because you tune into the news on a random day and find yourself confronted with some new story like "New budget specifically says 'we wont cover healthcare for trannies. specifically those people'" and then i have to go back to work like everything is normal for 8 hours

every time you see me repost this it's because it happened again

sometimes hot girl shit is dropping your phone on your face while lying on your back 😎

companies mandating a return to office for jobs that can be done remotely are explicitly rejecting their employees' health and happiness because they want to feel in control of other people's lives.

thinking "that would be a banger skeet" in a dream and then realizing with sadness upon awaking that the skeet only works in the world of the dream 😔

On this day 1 year ago, we released t|┐e game of all time. Happy birthday CHAIRS!

Now that we've lost capital's backing for Pride, we gays must form a new coalition for our revils. Therefore, Jeff Keighley's Summer Gay Fest

there are just too many video games to play i gotta play all da video games 🥺

video game collectors who see dumping primarily as a threat of devaluation are the scum of the earth and i am certain they will eventually pass on with their collections in boxes, untouched

my cat clocking in at the meow every 3 seconds factory

no it's not "free on gamepass" it's not "free on netflix" you literally pay for these things what are you talking about that's not what free means please shut up

dungeons and dragons is cool because sometimes you can use featherfall to eject 3 large apes from a descending bobsled

dungeons and dragons is cool because sometimes you can use featherfall to eject 3 large apes from a descending bobsled

repost with your "literally me" characters

one advantage of obsessively cataloguing every game i've ever played is i can go through by year and make silly lists like this

someone should make a version of retroarch that isn't absolute dogshit to configure >:(

do you think cats know that when we pee that's the same thing as when they pee?

lmao RIP plex 💀

I made a video! The reviews already seem mixed and confused by it so you can engage with a discourse by watching! youtu.be/v4gqWFvVVbE?...

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i am excited for mario kart world but i also hope they release a switch 2 update for mario kart 8 deluxe to give me that delicious 120fps. do that for like every switch game honestly.

Dispatch is an official selection of the Tribeca Festival! 🙌 Visit us at the Tribeca Games Gallery June 11–15, and play the first ever Dispatch demo. Can’t wait to see you there! Wishlist ➡️ bit.ly/4ionx8V #tribeca2025

okay they've released 2 episodes of Game Changer this season and they're both some of the best they've ever done i think? if they keep up this pace this season will be absolutely wild.

i think i figured out the thing that makes switch 2 gamechat feel so weird to me: nintendo is marketing on-platform voicechat like it's a revolutionary new feature and a huge draw when it's something every other console has had since like 2005.

hey question: what flavor of neurodivergence is it when you never set alarms for times ending in 0 or 5 because those times are "kinda boring"

hey question: what flavor of neurodivergence is it when you never set alarms for times ending in 0 or 5 because those times are "kinda boring"

Trying to explain to the cat how I need both hands to do my nails and have to stop petting him for a little while.

quotes from the woman drawing my blood: me: "i like your red hair color" "thank you! it's supposed to be the color of blood. specifically arterial blood, that's brighter." "how are you with having blood drawn?" "i'm okay, i just don't like looking at it." "yeah not everyone is weird like me."

having rolled credits on Blue Prince, i still think the game would be better with the RNG elements way toned down or removed outright. i feel less strongly than i did when i first started playing - there *are* benefits to the RNG being used here - but i still think it'd be better overall without.

oh goddammit the mario kart direct is also at 6am. why am i somehow surprised by this every time. stop making me wake up in the morning.

it's wild that cats also yawn. what's that about.