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Musician, composer, teacher, learner, nerd, DM, DnD enjoyer, TTRPG lover. he/him venmo: Chris_the_DM
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Or Scars Guard but SARS guard sounds more like a thing and yeah whatever anyway someone write this joke

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Unless I'm mistaken, Star Wars hasn't told the story of "many Bothans died to bring us this information" (outside of the old books, Legends or whatever it is). When they do I bet it'll be epic. Stealing Death Star plans AGAIN? It'll be complicated and bloody AND the victory is basically a trap

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

A joke where the punchline is "Alex and her SARS guard"

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

Fuck fascism.

submitted 14 hours ago • 20 comments

Tabasco being ubiquitous in a world where Cholula exists is an absolute indignity and we should be ashamed frankly

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

There are plenty well-read, well-spoken, lovely people talking about how bad things are and what it might mean. I think I'll just remind everyone to be kind and find happiness. And also I'm giving you permission to WATCH LESS NEWS. Seriously, you're doomscrolling with your eyes. 1-2 hr/day is enough

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It's bad out there. Find a sliver of joy, a thing that makes you happy, and if that thing doesn't hurt anyone (the thing, not the people who made it, not the people who buy it), don't let anyone (including you) tell you to toss it. You need it, and we need you. Be kind to yourself AND to others.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

As is often the case, Texas has been a preview of this, being a little laboratory of autocracy for the past 10 years under Abbott/Patrick/Paxton, as @amykristinsanders.bsky.social and I wrote about here. www.statesman.com/story/opinio...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I'm still alive, just have nothing much to say lately. I'm trying to embrace that here. I'll think of something to say. Catching up on sleep & getting over emotional exhaustion from choir tour. It was wonderful, and I didn't sleep well, and a couple things happened that REALLY taxed me emotionally.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Not once have I been dogpiled by right-wing weirdos on here. As an academic, that's a huge deal. One did try to chase me down for that op-ed I wrote the other day on free speech under attack in Texas, and he had to resort to email, the poor soul.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Cadillac Ranch, in Texas. We try so hard to topple the bastards from office. We get close. Voter morale is in the toilet. Turnout is abysmal. They keep making it harder to vote. But don't let anyone tell you we all like having Greg Abbott in charge. We won't stop fighting either

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Found at Cadillac Ranch

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Ok let's see who my people are MR snakes

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

CITATION NEEDED?!!!

submitted 18 days ago • 97 comments

ADHD Tax: Learning to enjoy and maybe even love the taste of room temperature coffee surcharge: finding yesterday's coffee on the dryer behind the socks

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I have left on choir tour. Please think of me. Remember me as I was (annoying/exhausting)

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

A rare spot of good news out of the #txleg

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Ok I'm done having opinions today I promise

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not gonna engage with this ding dong, I actually use replies in these as guidance for who to block, but my thing with people who hop into a group of people being excited with shit like this is 1) why did you need to say this 2) why did you need to say this here 3) why are you in the replies then

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment