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This cover absolutely fucks

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Welp, if you find yourself in Portland and passing by a store named Literary Arts and you really need to take a shit, you know which store entrance on which to do it.

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legacy news: Why would someone do this brazen shooting shooter’s statement: I did it because America’s healthcare industry is inhumane legacy news: Perhaps it was video games? shooter’s statement: I am literally citing sources about corporate greed legacy news: I guess we’ll just never know

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do you ever bite into a flaccid pickle and fucking implode

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People: What productivity software do you use? Me:

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Homie calls and asks if we have champagne at the house, I tell him I am in the shower? And he's like, and? Mimosas tomorrow? Sunday brunches are the best thing Christianity gave us. Other than Like A Virgin sung by a church choir, obvsly.

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PRIEST: do you have the ring ME: still staring into my fiancé’s eyes yes on dvd

submitted 96 days ago • 17 comments

There's nothing like being zooted on seroquel and watching trains on youtube - and other poems, by conifers.

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Having an autistic partner means having the shit scared outta me once a day with the silent walk. He will just appear out of nowhere.

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looks at partner looks at Jayce Why not cosplay if cosplay shaped?

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we all know this classic way

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I'm thinking of buying banned books to give all the trump supporters in my extended network. I mean, family. Or Capital. Lmao.

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Queer retelling of Frankenstein? You mean ARCANE? #jayvik

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Anchovies: I like them better than I did when I was younger, but they still have to be strategically deployed. Abortion: Everyone has a right to control their own body, and their own uterus if they have one, and I don't think there's ever been a time where I've had a position otherwise

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I'm having therapy aftercare in my car by watching tiktoks and the mailman parks behind me blasting ACDC. We made eye contact, help.

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wtf do trains do to people in leeds?!

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Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.

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The quality of life for these trucks is also awful. Selective breeding to “look cool” has made them lose fuel efficiency and bed size. The poor things are so far removed from their healthy ancestors! Buying a deformed truck like this is cruel to not just those around the truck but the truck itself 🥺

submitted 101 days ago • 90 comments

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 2,1961

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I'm having a mentally bad fucking day. Both my cats and my dog are all over me. My partner has been quietly supportive all day. How can my brain be like this with so much care, love, affection?

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banned books make great holiday gifts.

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Wait, what does RSVP stand for?

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It's a little funny how people assume I'm a Democrat. I'm not. I am a communist.

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Finally watched Arrival last night and I really think we should be allowed more big-budget films about linguistics.

submitted 102 days ago • 161 comments

Ghibli Food 🥓 #fanart

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Here in my manic state, four hours into my sleepless bed rotations, my dog assblasting into a quiet Pacific Northwest night.

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We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.

submitted 101 days ago • 782 comments

A little zooted&goofy. Chucklin'. Writing my manifesto to TAKE OVER the HALLS of the COSMOS with my CAT in my SAMSUNG NOTES APP.

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if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed

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Can we make libraries and bookstores the place to be again? Even if to read digitally. They should be up there with getting groceries, exercising, house cleaning, and gym. Schedule self-exploration time at your local library and bookstores. #booksky #librariesfirst #reading #selfdiscovery

submitted 101 days ago • 71 comments

My partner of a decade recently told me that he talks to me, in his head, when he is nervous and I'm not there. I am in love.

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Me: "I've never really watched Star Wars." The person I'm trying to become friends with as an adult: sniffs my virgin blood: howls: shifts into their Adjunt Professor at Star Wars Academy form: Me: "I mean, wowee, laser swords! Cool monks!"

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So glad Bluesky is cracking down on impersonators and parody accounts. NOTE: Since no one can prove God is real, I am therefore not an impersonation or a parody. Hi, I’m God.

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As your resident bisexual nerd who has perfectionism ocd and chronic illness this story arc ruined me

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This was my favorite horror bookclub pick this year and I am RELENTLESSLY recc'ing it to my legion of real life queers.

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It's 2013. I open up Twitter after reading fanfiction on tumblr. I look for book recs. I'm not 32. Jesus christ what is this--

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