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Is it woke to consider Pluto a planet? Or is it woke the other way? Please help, I need to know why I feel angry all the time

i'd like to sincerely apologize for missing the mark with the satire in this post. the lack of clarity and purpose has led to it being mistaken for and contributing to that which it intended to criticize. i do NOT think you need to invite people over who want to kill you with hammers

So apparently there is a bunch of unattended Tanks just sitting around DC. Fun Fact. Tanks don’t have keys. They are all a push button start, so there is the potential for someone to do the funniest thing of all time.

there should be a consumer electronics review site called does it beep dot com and the sole criteria it uses to judge kitchen appliances, cars, washing machines, etc is whether it beeps at you and if so how annoying the beeps are

This is maybe the biggest crisis in US government, quite literally. The entire infrastructure of the ruling party is soaked in this ultra-radical, explicitly white supremacist, explicitly antisemitic ideology, because they spend 24/7 submerging their brains on far-right Twitter.

Everybody needs sleep. It's the ultimate product. My startup intends to broadcast an artificial field across the planet that prevents human sleep without the use of our patented SleepVeil®. We've already raised $1.2 trillion from VCs.

You are all scum, absolutely *fuck you*, you must be hounded and annihilated as despised traitors, and also I hope I can count on your vote

The ancient Sumerians never would've invented writing if they knew you people would use it to text each other filth such as "Your ass is out of this world"

Anyone using the "legitimate concerns" explanation for the racist pogroms in the North is telling you exactly who they are, and you should believe them.

"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic

In the replies for Brian Wilson’s Twitter account announcing his death are bluechecks saying “another victim of the vaccine” if you’re wondering how it’s going over there

I think we’ve become so inured to this stuff that it’s easy to lose sight of just how quickly epistemic collapse has accelerated. Ten years ago, the media was wringing its hands over social media misinformation and what it meant that Trump had the gall to lie. Now, the lies control health policy.

“I don’t understand why these kids have to pay for whatever it is between the people who are protesting and the Government. Why are they mixed up in this and why is no one doing something to protect them?”

us forces mired in two-front war with a nuclear-capable iran and [squinting] los angeles

The New York Times headline writers now call groups like the AMA and the College of Physicians and Surgeons "pro-vaccine groups." They get more preposterous with each passing day.

sweeping the “hooters breakfast menu” category on jeopardy then looking into the audience to see my wife giving me a thumbs down

This seems to be happening every day now. Israeli soldiers routinely executing starving people desperately looking for food. Pure evil.

In the Disney lawsuit, 10 pages are dedicated to citing the work we did. In pursuit of this evidence, Midjourney banned me 3 times and updated their ToS. The first ban encouraged me to dig a lot deeper, so I'd like to congratulate CEO David Holz on his massive unforced error.

yes, higher tariffs increase tax revenue from tariffs. that’s something anyone could have told you, and it’s pretty disingenuous to frame it as though this proves opponents wrong.

Everyone I knew who covered disinformation got laid off, their bosses got bullied into firing them, or they changed their beats from actual Nazi harassment campaigns. It cannot be stressed the damage the paid-for Substack “free speech” guys did in the service of fascism and against real free speech.

We don't really have a free or functioning press if they are required to pretend not to know conclusively that Stephen Miller is an avowed white supremacist

legend of zelda: a link to the past puzzle solved sound effect as i push the last deck chair into place and the titanic stops sinking

The only two reasons Facebook exists any more are to advertise scams and aid people in pogroms.

rightwingers freaking out about 6 or 7 burning driverless waymo cars is the perfect illustration that conservatives view human life worth less than property

When all you've got is a hammer, everything looks like E.T. I can tell you that much

What's funny about posts like this is that we have lots of data showing cars are responsible for like 98% of pedestrian deaths. So let's not "both sides" this, okay?

What exactly would they do with a superintelligence? The moment it disagreed with them on the slightest thing they'd beat it to death with sticks anyway.

If you need a pick-me-up today, allow me to share a clip from the 2000's Fox reality show "Man vs Beast", which at one point featured a monkeybar-hanging competition between an orangutan and a pro gymnast. It's one of the most amazing/stupidest things to ever air on network television.

The idea that the progressive left used the internet to bully institutions into accepting unpopular, far-left positions is the exact opposite of what has actually happened. The alt-right used the internet for ideological capture and they are now in the White House bragging about it daily

This is a fucking progrom.

BREAKING: Elon Musk has returned to the White House

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

Story time. Couple years ago, after Google Docs switched to a GenAI-powered spelling and grammar checker, I was writing a story about werewolves. At one point I wrote: “A sufficiently hungry werewolf can swallow a rabbit whole.” Google Docs kept insisting that was wrong.

the right won't tell you this because they want your money, but the best way to get a girlfriend as a young man is to be a straight guy who likes musical theater.

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

I’ve never forgotten this picture from 2016 and how it completely reshaped my understanding of how the media covers protests.

I genuinely don’t know how else to explain Americans seeing the federal government invade California and turn around to say “Gosh I hope those protesters stop being violent” other than a completely and totally brainwashed society

i remember like three or four things at best from law school but "Disney's copyright lawyers will bury you" is definitely one of them

the "where are all the protests against trump" people became the "these protests against trump are bad optics" people so quickly you may have missed it

Ain’t this the truth. Tina Satchwell, God Rest Her, was found six yrs after her husband murdered her & buried her in the house. No one burned a Luas in outrage over that. They just want an excuse to go after the Other. It’s plain racism.

Fascism. www.tiktok.com/@labyrinthlo...

Whenever a liberal tells you that you shouldn't engage in a particular tactic or adopt a particular position because it will alienate *people* what they really mean is it will alienate *them* and they are too cowardly to admit it

And on the topic of social media platforms openly enabling this shit, I reported posts like the below and got a rejection from Meta about a minute after it was sent. The peelers need to lift these fuckers.

I wonder if people in these industries ever stop from time to time and ask: ‘What the fuck are we doing?’

The thing you have to know and remember about Stephen Miller is that he was roundly booed on stage when he was a student at Santa Monica High School because he gave a speech about how he refuses to pick up his own trash and he’s been upset at California ever since