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Unofficial PR for Oscar nominee Martin Weir’s extraordinary biography.
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Based Bill Burr giving the most based take

submitted 9 days ago • 174 comments

If only the New Yorker had read @albertburneko.bsky.social six months ago it could have avoided wearing the clownshoes today defector.com/what-the-fuc...

submitted 7 days ago • 11 comments

Counter-proposal: • Just give it to me

submitted 9 days ago • 21 comments

Every time I remember that I went to law school I shake my head and chuckle like they really got my ass. They tricked me into believing that there are laws

submitted 19 days ago • 107 comments

*Dave Matthews Voice*

submitted 24 days ago • 3 comments

Who gives a shit?! Its a government service, not a business.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."

submitted 25 days ago • 631 comments

i think this shit is an affront to this country and its traditions

submitted 26 days ago • 361 comments

Chicago Pope's here

submitted 27 days ago • 239 comments

"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.

submitted 27 days ago • 146 comments

and boy what an incredible run Cardinal Parolin has had as the Vatican Secretary of State. I tell everybody, Cardinal Parolin might be the best Vatican Secretary of State I’ve ever seen! (Long pause as the Cardinal Parolin fans go crazy) …BUT IM GOING WITH CARDINAL TAGLE! (He puts on a Tagle head)

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submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

a good name for a racehorse would be “A Zebra That Escaped From The Zoo” because then the announcer might have to say things like “it’s Jetpack by two lengths followed by Dreamweaver… Jetpack by two lengths around the tu-… AND HERE COMES A ZEBRA THAT ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO”

submitted 31 days ago • 11 comments