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constantmalachi.bsky.social
The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low comedy, and pointless death.
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Once he bores of tariffs, I honestly would not be surprised if he floats minting a trillion dollar bill.
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The one thing dems and the media have in common is an unfounded confidence that those in power will be constrained within the bounds of the constitution, whereas the modern GOP strategy is to consistently push the boundaries as far as they can. And the media and dems refuse to catch up.
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More often than not these end up just being pleas for a good enough rationalization so they can go back to their little bubble.
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Milton Friedman
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This screams of someone who only drives in the city because driving in the suburbs is not difficult in the slightest.
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You underestimate the steadfast stupidity of the McCaskeys
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Nah. All I want is the recipe and then comments of people saying the recipe sucks because they completely ignored steps or substituted absolutely insane ingredients.
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They'll probably get it in front of a trump appointed judge who will make a convoluted ruling that allows musk to do this without any retribution.
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I feel like the right wing is running the playbook of do whatever you want and then throw it to the courts, while simultaneously stacking the courts with sycophants. Is there a name for a government run by the justice system? Cause that seems to be their aim.
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I feel like the right wing is running the playbook of do whatever you want and then throw it to the courts, while simultaneously stacking the courts with sycophants. Is there a name for a government run by the justice system? Cause that seems to be their aim.
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I feel like everyone has so internalized the 'Harrison Ford was a carpenter when they found him' story when the assumption should be that all successful actors, even tough guys, are just grown up theater kids.
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A free speech platform is apparently just a combination of Nextdoor, Yahoo Answers, and 2010 era 4Chan
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Same exact thing for the 2020 protests in Portland.
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Dems need to develop the equivalent of ‘give your younger brother an unplugged controller to play with’. Like make them a senator emeritus. Let them keep yelling at staffers and occasionally hand out fake achievements or whatever.
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I wonder if there are parallels for job market trends for world altering industries. I would love to read something comparing the flattening of early auto jobs with what’s happening now.
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He’s the living embodiment of 2010 4chan. I cannot fathom a single person who that would appeal to in real life.
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The governing coalition that makes up every branch of our government solely exists to exploit the most vulnerable people for material gain. And that makes me so incredibly sad. And I honestly don’t know if I can ‘detached irony’ myself out of it anymore.
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But the reason it’s cope is because dem think tanks have always had far less significance and have been far less nefarious than right wing ones, who actually take over the party with shitty, dangerous ideas.
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Blaming The NonProfit Think Tank Industrial Complex has always been a cope excuse for dems. The boogeyman ten years ago was blaming CAP for everything. Because it’s much easier to blame them than change economic sentiment.
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I opened Netflix to keep watching Dark and somehow this is what I did instead.
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I deeply regret how I just spent my evening.
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This is all a whole lot more depressing than I thought it would be.
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Starting the fight so late is itself a form of elder abuse.
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It’s like Celebrity Deathmatch: Elder Abuse
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Rob Manfred himself enters with ten seconds left in the final round.
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I don’t even like boxing. Why does no one wear a helmet? Is CTE like a thing they aspire to get?
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We’re honestly about a week from this place being overrun with resist lib wine moms anyways.
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Between this and him recording a version of Get Low with Zuck, T-Pain is having an indescribable week.
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One must imagine Sisyphus having great exit velocity and perfect launch angle.
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youtu.be/T4pd1B9T62c?...
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What a week for defamation retribution!