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Hello. Welcome! Now, about me: 🇨🇦 🐲I write Fantasy!🐲(my characters don't die, they just wish they could) My love of cats is inverse to my love of people I'm an OR nurse. Great at parties! Describing necrotizing fasciitis is always a crowd-pleaser! 😁
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My new boy. Only 4 hours in my possession. Oh, my heart!

Well, I have a new man in my crazy single cat lady life! Meet Christophe, Viscount du Lilas. (We're working on the press kit, but the was a lot of sniffing. SO MUCH SNIFFING)

We are arms dealers to terrorists.

THIS IS A PREMIER FORD PROBLEM. DON'T VOTE FOR THE PROBLEM!

🤔 Vaccine; ketamine ... close enough? 🤔

Todays hero

Anyone else see that Cybertruck stuck in the snow while the Honda Fit drives right past it? Pretty much sums up America vs rest of the world.

Great news! This gets a full segment in this week's What The Hell, Canada, that goes public at 6 am tomorrow morning!

Amanda Zurawski has been named one of TIME magazine’s Women of the Year. Amanda’s Story: Citing the state’s abortion laws, Texas doctors denied Amanda Zurawski emergency medical care when her water broke at only 18 weeks of pregnancy. It was September of 2021, and Amanda was miscarrying. Her…

Report: CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA!

Fact Check: Flight 4819 Pilots Were NOT Both Women #CheckTok #FactCheck #DeltaAirlines #Flight4819 #Toronto #Women #Female #Pilots leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2...

#fournations What a great game last night! Canada pulls through in a clutch situation to deliver not just fantastic, nail-biting entertainment, but a demonstration of my country's grit and fighting spirit. Trump could never

BREAKING: Canada defeats the USA to take home the #4Nations  Championship 🇨🇦🇺🇸 Canadian PM Justin Trudeau tweeted: “You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.”

Doug Ford's Campaign Is An Insult To Ontario youtu.be/XeiArff6FkQ

#politics #comedy #Trump On "Drain the Swamp" youtu.be/YGuXQTrzcLk?...

Volodoymyr Zelenskyy has BALLS! God I admire the Ukrainian people! youtube.com/shorts/85Wdd...

Ummmm ... I wonder why Canadians don't want to travel to the U.S. 😱 (It's just politics, right? Right?) 🤦‍♀️

#writingcommunity #Amazon #Kindle Incoming Amazon bullshit (TL;DW you will not be able to transfer E-books after Feb 28th) ... just another reason to support local booksellers. youtu.be/xwU5xkXj7Kw?...

Canada has never been more united

#Eggs #Trump Is egg smuggling a thing yet? Will Trump demand an "egg czar"? 😂 "We gotta stop all the white stuff coming in!" "Cocaine, Sir?" "No! Eggs! Bad pollos laying all the eggs. Dozens at a time. I've never seen anything like it; breasts like cantaloupes. It's very bad youtu.be/k-sSZA3qBBM?...

#writingcommunity Here they are. Books with my stories in them! The One-shot Anthology series features stories written in 24 hrs on a theme represented in their titles. It's been a real joy & challenge to contribute. If you love supporting indie spec fic, pick them up on Amazon in print or e-book!🥰

Basically traps AI crawlers and sends them down an "infinite maze" of static files with no exit links, where they get stuck and thrash around for months. Once trapped, the crawlers can be fed gibberish data, aka Markov babble, which is designed to poison AI models arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

Just have 'em shovel the highways. We'll call it Operation G.I. Snow. (This is obviously a joke, everyone be cool)

To the bodies governing alcohol sales across Canada- keep those Red State shelves empty! Tell 'em "That's not tariffs; that's rotating our product." or "Sorry, buddy, we're still dusting it.", or "whoops, looks like it got donated to the Stompin' Tom Saturday night bingo and hockey raffle, eh. 😈

You mean the folks who have grizzly bears for neighbors and "count wolf packs" in their job description? Makes sense to me ... 🤷 (Image is still fire, tho! 😂 )

American health workers looking to relocate? Doorway to practice medicine in Canada 🇨🇦 We have job openings nationwide. www.canada.ca/en/immigrati...

Support Canadian alternatives!

This. Is. Amazing. Finally, an ebook alternative for Amazon, but for independent bookstores. This is amazing for readers who want to be more intentional about where you're spending your money. 📖 #BookSky

#ford #Ontario #politics youtu.be/KG5Buy81wIQ?... Get this clown out of office

#Trump #planecraash #FAA #politics

#wildfires #Canada #California #politics Canada, making it rain. (You know, Gavin, if Cali secedes and becomes a Canadian province, you won't have to explain why you haven't bought any. Just sayin') youtu.be/M69udj7H4sQ?...

#Ukraine #Canada #Politics Damnnnnn. Canada comes through. It's shameful to think we could have provided these faster if we hadn't joined with the US and their utterly necrotic legislative branch. youtu.be/vSRTpZPUrKo?...

#queer #gay #politics Is this just the U.S? 💔 youtu.be/dxSwaWChBRU?...

#TikTok *Canadian checks TikTok* Yep, still works. *Notices an dramatic, overnight increase in calls to invade us.* "Ahhh, shit. Order another polar vortex, Henri! ASAP!"

In Burbank this morning, I met a couple who told me they still didn’t know if their house was still standing. We looked it up online and got the good news together. It was still there. If you don’t know the status of your home, you can find it here: recovery.lacounty.gov

#Elon #Politics #Hypocrite Elon probably spent more farming his PoE character than on child support. Please go back to cheating at video games and leave the rest of us alone. Weirdo.

#Rogan #Canada #Politics Thank God we discovered the insidious horrors of Bill C-187! 🤦‍♀️ Why Rogan is an idiot and no one should pay attention to him. youtu.be/YtG7wWUQyrE?...

Of course, they are! What these sneaky fucks are up to while LA burns. And don't kid yourself, they'll do it. Guess they're already bored with suppressing women's rights to reproductive health care. youtu.be/QDUOGavjOqA?...

Of course ... youtu.be/jYB1JhKhR_8?...