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convito.bsky.social
Cis He/him I have cats and like video games. Protect trans kids.
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Ank is a genuine chaotic treasure in Star Wars Outlaws.

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It's TIME

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This week's Harley Quinn might have been my favorite since season 3. Ivy's muffled "goddammit" after being smashed into the ceiling was comedic perfection.

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Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me

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Diamond Casino Heist w @convito.bsky.social #gtav #gtavonline #gtavpc

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Attention therapy offices. If I'm "covered" by my insurance for sessions up to my deductible of several thousand dollars, just say I'm not covered.

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Veilguard, get behind me. Im gonna fight the entire EA c suite in your honor.

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If you're not afraid right now, you're not allowed to tell ANYONE that "it's going to be ok."

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Awesome birthday gift avatar from @virtualvex.bsky.social Seriously, go commission them for something.

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Hey Bluesky, send me people who actually like video games and don't base their entire personality around complaining about them.

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Just put in some voice acting auditions for the first time in [redacted]. I miss this but MAN is it hard to keep up when I no longer have undergrad levels of free time like oh so long ago.

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I just think the way Gallica perches on the protagonist's shoulder in Metaphor: ReFantazio is adorable.

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Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.

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Jar Jar Binks is officially playable in the new Jedi Power Battles remaster. This game was made for me.

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Me: Hi My dentist:

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My favorite Christmas music thing is when a pop star who takes themselves way too seriously does a Christmas song and breathily belts out lyrics like "rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums."

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Arguably the most excited I get these days is when a scented candle actually smells like the thing it's supposed to smell like.

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Love my Christmas present. @virtualvex.bsky.social drew my Dragon Age: The Veilguard character Grael with his girlfriend Harding eating gross food in a scene I wish was in the game.

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Hot take: if you order seats at a concert in the middle of a row, you have an obligation to show up early.

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‪Santa Claus: People who live in gingerbread houses shouldn't throw gumdrops! Ho ho ho!‬ ‪Mrs. Claus: *to marriage counselor* See now this is what I'm talking about.‬

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Let's see y'all's Steam replays. I swear Veilguard felt like it consumed WAY more of my life than this.

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*me trying to log into a site* Email: Here's the login code you requested for that site. *30 seconds later* Email: Ur not gonna believe this. Somebody logged into your account.

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SIMPLY HAVING A

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I'm happy Astro Bot won GOTY but I'm even happier that Elden Ring DLC didn't.

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I'm begging someone to please tell me that new Naughty Dog game is NOT a soulslike. Everything else about it looks amazing and that would be the biggest tragedy I could imagine. Like if they announced the new Okami is a mobile match 3 game.

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What WHAT

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Happy holidays, Sly Cooper fans. Here's some green stuff. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcuF...

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I like when Harrison Ford gets paid a big stinky paycheck because you know exactly where that money is going: comical amounts of weed and a small plane or helicopter that he will crash in a golf course

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Click this link and maybe create a tiktok account if you don't have one already so I can get free stuff. Then share your own link to get some for yourself. (No this is not spam. I just like getting free stuff as much as I like scented candles.) www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8NUj3fS/

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My culinary hot take is that all muffin/cupcake liners should be made of phyllo dough.

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Video game friends, tell me about a time you were INCREDIBLY excited to get a gift of a game, console, or something similar. Christmas, birthday, anything.

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My ultimate goal is to one day again feel the same as I did when I came downstairs on Christmas to find a Nintendo 64.

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So much of game criticism right now is about some level of realism or coherence within a fantasy world when none of that matters. You used to play Chrono Trigger and you’d run into a talking frog and it wouldn’t be a thing, he’d just be a frog who talked in Medieval English. You’d go ok and have fun

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These percentages are OFFENSIVE

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This game is REALLY good. Star Wars: Starfighter with drifting.

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Apparently Libs of TikTok was banned from Bluesky so Bluesky wins.

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Winter is like politics. Less bearable the whiter it gets.

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Breezeline sucks. I've had outages AT LEAST once a month for the past half year and every time I ask customer support if they'll help me they say "well you bought your modem instead of renting it and letting us continue to charge you so

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