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convito.bsky.social
Cis He/him I have cats and like video games. Protect trans kids.
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Ank is a genuine chaotic treasure in Star Wars Outlaws.

It's TIME

This week's Harley Quinn might have been my favorite since season 3. Ivy's muffled "goddammit" after being smashed into the ceiling was comedic perfection.

Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me

Diamond Casino Heist w @convito.bsky.social #gtav #gtavonline #gtavpc

Attention therapy offices. If I'm "covered" by my insurance for sessions up to my deductible of several thousand dollars, just say I'm not covered.

Veilguard, get behind me. Im gonna fight the entire EA c suite in your honor.

If you're not afraid right now, you're not allowed to tell ANYONE that "it's going to be ok."

Awesome birthday gift avatar from @virtualvex.bsky.social Seriously, go commission them for something.

Hey Bluesky, send me people who actually like video games and don't base their entire personality around complaining about them.

Just put in some voice acting auditions for the first time in [redacted]. I miss this but MAN is it hard to keep up when I no longer have undergrad levels of free time like oh so long ago.

I just think the way Gallica perches on the protagonist's shoulder in Metaphor: ReFantazio is adorable.

Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.

Jar Jar Binks is officially playable in the new Jedi Power Battles remaster. This game was made for me.

Me: Hi My dentist:

My favorite Christmas music thing is when a pop star who takes themselves way too seriously does a Christmas song and breathily belts out lyrics like "rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums."

Arguably the most excited I get these days is when a scented candle actually smells like the thing it's supposed to smell like.

Love my Christmas present. @virtualvex.bsky.social drew my Dragon Age: The Veilguard character Grael with his girlfriend Harding eating gross food in a scene I wish was in the game.

Hot take: if you order seats at a concert in the middle of a row, you have an obligation to show up early.

‪Santa Claus: People who live in gingerbread houses shouldn't throw gumdrops! Ho ho ho!‬ ‪Mrs. Claus: *to marriage counselor* See now this is what I'm talking about.‬

Let's see y'all's Steam replays. I swear Veilguard felt like it consumed WAY more of my life than this.

*me trying to log into a site* Email: Here's the login code you requested for that site. *30 seconds later* Email: Ur not gonna believe this. Somebody logged into your account.

SIMPLY HAVING A

I'm happy Astro Bot won GOTY but I'm even happier that Elden Ring DLC didn't.

I'm begging someone to please tell me that new Naughty Dog game is NOT a soulslike. Everything else about it looks amazing and that would be the biggest tragedy I could imagine. Like if they announced the new Okami is a mobile match 3 game.

What WHAT

Happy holidays, Sly Cooper fans. Here's some green stuff. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcuF...

I like when Harrison Ford gets paid a big stinky paycheck because you know exactly where that money is going: comical amounts of weed and a small plane or helicopter that he will crash in a golf course

Click this link and maybe create a tiktok account if you don't have one already so I can get free stuff. Then share your own link to get some for yourself. (No this is not spam. I just like getting free stuff as much as I like scented candles.) www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8NUj3fS/

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My culinary hot take is that all muffin/cupcake liners should be made of phyllo dough.

Video game friends, tell me about a time you were INCREDIBLY excited to get a gift of a game, console, or something similar. Christmas, birthday, anything.

My ultimate goal is to one day again feel the same as I did when I came downstairs on Christmas to find a Nintendo 64.

So much of game criticism right now is about some level of realism or coherence within a fantasy world when none of that matters. You used to play Chrono Trigger and you’d run into a talking frog and it wouldn’t be a thing, he’d just be a frog who talked in Medieval English. You’d go ok and have fun

These percentages are OFFENSIVE

This game is REALLY good. Star Wars: Starfighter with drifting.

Apparently Libs of TikTok was banned from Bluesky so Bluesky wins.

Winter is like politics. Less bearable the whiter it gets.

Breezeline sucks. I've had outages AT LEAST once a month for the past half year and every time I ask customer support if they'll help me they say "well you bought your modem instead of renting it and letting us continue to charge you so