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I’d like Val Kilmer back please. In exchange may I interest you in a lease on a lightly used JD Vance? Or a 12 year mortgage on Stephen Miller?

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Wow!

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At this point Pete Hegseth is going to show up in fake mustache and glasses, call himself Heet Pegseth, and announce he’s been appointed “The Bomb Czar” by Pete Hegseth, which will all be leaked in a record your own message birthday card sent to Rachel Maddow

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Breaking: Mike DeWine allegedly has anal warts…they’re simply huge. Allegedly.

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Current work in progress: I had abandoned this for 18 months. Took it back up today. Harvest sweater, tin can knits. #knitting 🧶

submitted 11 days ago • 22 comments

But they’ve all said they’ve given up porn? They haven’t watched any porn at all. 100% porn fre…aaand they’re running away.

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Oof

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But can we get a full LP of your medieval tavern drinking songs? Asking for a D&D friend.

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Wow!

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Pfft well yeah, now that he has control of those leftist controlled weather weapons it’ll be 76 and sunny everyday from now on right?? Right???

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“This is probably due to Joe Bidens DEI woke mafia crime Barbies” -Jack Patriot-Renegade (the Newsmax anchor who doesn’t exist but you’d be convinced you’ve seen on a reel or something)

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So Vince McMahon has been accused in legal documents of having a fetish for pooping on women ….and Linda is his wife….and I didn’t go to a school while she was Education Secretary so I still have the ability to put 1 and 1 together….so like, that’s a thing we can all have a chuckle about.

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I feel like RFK jr has been too quiet lately and I really don’t like that. He’s a dude that we should have tabs on 24/7. Just poke around any dead animal carcasses left in a federal building and I’m sure he’s nearby

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Creating a new product called MePillow. It’s a regular pillow but I promise zero dollars go to throwing democracy into the toilet. And there’s Bluetooth maybe???

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But could he even name 3 Velvet Underground songs?

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🎸EXCELLENT!🎸!!!! …did I….did I do it right??

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Lemme guess…Xpost and TrainX? Or is he going to embrace livejournal naming conventions and it’ll be XXmailXX and darkxXxtrains??

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Big if true.

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How else would one achieve the necessary speed to elude the fiery blowback?

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It’s his body type which his cloning tube technicians described as “melted ice cream top/overcooked spaghetti bottom”. It’s the first reason he ventured into tech. The responsive bio-med weave required is not currently possible.

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And I’ve got 2 words for you, beloved author Stephen King: thank you. (I really wanted to hit you with the DX “suck it” for a hearty laugh but I’ll leave that the other, much lamer Elon)

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Yes a classic case of Canadian citizens controlled by drug lords in Mexico. A story we’ve heard hundreds of zeroes of times. I can’t even count how many times I never heard this before.

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Wow! This is concerning.

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NEW: The Trump administration asks a federal judge for emergency permission to suspend funding to the FEMA shelter program that Elon Musk posted lies about storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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