coolerelonmusk.bsky.social
Imagine Elon Musk, but cool.
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I didn’t know you could get sunburned by a spray tan
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Bragging about being an incest baby
(Lays down chip on bingo card)
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To be fair I thought most of the films characters were because they were so pale but then I read that the actors were British.
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“..focus is not on politics of division”
Oh?
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Taking your wife with you to every function of your job is the new GOP “you wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses would ya?”
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So we’re not getting the full Ladyballers trilogy?
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Yeah but what else could we spend that on ?!?? Cancer research!!???!!! Pfffft
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This made me choke on the rind but the lack thereof has left me empty inside
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There aren’t enough stinkfaces readily available to give these 4
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We had a clone meeting of Elons and voted him most likely to be a whiny piss baby. Strangely, Vivian Wilson won most likely to dunk repeatedly on their father.
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Joe Klopfenstein is the Nathan Overbay of 2006
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It is my vision and duty to see Louisnana brought to fruition and nominate this man to run it
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I dutifully nominate this man as new leader of Louisnana
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Truth but also a terrible acronym
(EAIACW)
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Somewhere Pete Holmes sat up from his chair:
“a sad waffle cone full of half melted tutti frutti froyo needs me”
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Of all of the endeavors we have before us why is this the one he wants taken away?
We’ve been told time after time that revolutionary tech will make life better and it does, for the ones with ownership, until it’s so banal that we are thrown the scraps.
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“They feel real, people! So real so very real, realer than anything most of you have felt, I’ll tell ya, I took one for a spin and it was the best, just the best, and you know me I only want the best. We’re making America great and that’s what we did. Lifelike! That’s what it says on..the box, so..”
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And this from a guy who read Ben Shapiro’s novel True Allegiance.
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I wake up everyday cursing these darn regulations that are hoarding the wealth of the people!!
Darn you thoughtful and nuanced regulations!!!!!!
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That’s cool I just wanted to clear that up …now I’m gonna go fondle my sweaters
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I can’t believe I have to do this but here we are. God, the DM doesn’t have levels. The Players are leveled via allotted experience points or by a milestone system. The DM is both a part of the game and the game itself. Respectfully.
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Someone commission Lisa Frank for that trapper keeper asap
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You just know the Gold Card will be cheap plated fake gold that within a week the lettering is peeling off and it’s turned green.
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Wow! This should be looked into…