coreyg2.bsky.social
Crafter of software, builder of planes and explorer of the seas. And I’ve been known to abuse guitars till they pretend to make music.
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Wow, the next crash is going to be SPECTACULAR. Maybe there’s a way to work highly leveraged speculative assets into the equation to make it more explosive.
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As a SCUBA diver I hate abandoned line and lures. The are dangerous and kill and injure so many birds and fish.
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Wouldn’t the painting be safer in the basement when the airliner crashes through the roof?
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Are you saying we may have used our Jedi powers to jump a shark??
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Does your Cray couch hold too many secrets?
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Best reason to have a lawn that big and open is it increases the odds that aliens will choose to land there and visit you instead of the neighbour.
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Engine is a Volvo RM12, a US licensed design (GE F404) but not the same as being beholden to the US for actual parts and software codes.
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Bruises and scrapes always fun after first time you close your eyes in the shower after coming ashore. Bouncing off the walls as your brain tries to stabilize for movement that is no longer there.
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Scalzi is the only author that can write "My six-necked guitar is currently on the altar at my church" and everyone just shrugs and asks "ok dude, but WTF is in that burrito?"
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2026: “My phone hasn’t had the ‘phone’ functionality enabled in a decade, the only people making phone calls are scammers”
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Yeah, but it *would* make for an awesome t-shirt.
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Oh please less blinking. The only time a blinking light is acceptable is if something dangerous is going to happen, NEVER for a normal condition.