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submitted 17 hours ago • 6 comments

His body will lie in state at the Memphis airport for three days, then be delivered to its final resting place via Columbia, MO; Trenton, NJ; Springfield, MA; Charleston, SC; Bakersfield, CA; Trenton again for some reason; and will then register as "out for delivery" indefinitely.

submitted 6 days ago • 60 comments

I don't think I've ever seen a sequence like this one where a clump of dirt from the pitcher kicks up from their shoes and explodes mid-air due to ball in the pitching sequence give the camera operators of this game an emmy for this moment from Oregon-Ole Miss

submitted 30 days ago • 6 comments

you are going to read a lot of Pete Rose stuff but never forget that he raped a 13 year old “[Pete] Rose had a sexual relationship with the woman for several years in the 1970s, beginning before she turned 16.” www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

submitted 272 days ago • 2 comments

The body and blood of Christ

submitted 52 days ago • 57 comments

Not a single international cargo ship at the Port of Seattle. The port is dead. The last ship from China will dock at a West coast port on the 29th, and the last Chinese ship will dock on the East coast around May 10th. After that, there will be no more shipments arriving from China. We’re screwed.

submitted 64 days ago • 489 comments

I have been running a trade deficit with the grocery store for years. As much as I buy from them, they refuse to publish any of my columns.

submitted 83 days ago • 63 comments

james surowiecki has discovered where the completely fabricated trump tariff rate has come from for each country "...for every country, they just took our trade deficit with that country and divided it by the country's exports to us."

submitted 88 days ago • 466 comments

Trump is imposing a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands. The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.

submitted 88 days ago • 865 comments

It finally happened. My starter word was the word of the day on Wordle. Time to hang it up.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 116 days ago • 1565 comments