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The U.S. anthem at Canadian rinks should be played by a 10-year old on a recorder until the tariffs are lifted.

“Oh the diversity”

i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve

Maybe regulations and keeping qualified, experienced people in their positions is a good thing for the United States and our safety and security. But, I guess it's more important to destroy the "woke mind virus."

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

Share if you’re Gen X and you grew up: - Licking lead paint off the walls - Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump - Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored And you turned out fine!!!!

30 rock presidency theory vindicated again

So how’s it going so far?

Do not go gently into the night.

Scroll through for hearty chuckles to distract yourself from the abject misery of our world right now!

You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

I'll take this bit of good news.

Everyone failed the first manufactured crisis of the Trump Administration.

they should shut down every social media site and force us all to get a life tbh

I wonder if he'll bring it back to distract from the mass deportations.

He wants so desperately to be profound, but instead this stuff comes across as super weird and uncomfortable.

You all need to watch the movie #Kneecap. A mostly-true tale of an Irish-language rap group. So much fun. Bangers for days. (HAITCH DOUBLE OH DEE!)

RIP Bob Uecker. Never forget the time he and Bob Gibson got in trouble for holding hands during the team photo.

I was very sad to hear that Bob Uecker died but I also smiled because that's what you do when you think about Bob Uecker.

The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 2,1947

Can you imagine that Twitter was once a place where millions of famous artists and musicians and athletes (and unfortunately journalists and politicians) and so on would just log onto for free and post every day all day off the dome the thoughts and details of their every day lives?

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I think instead of saying “namaste” at yoga we should say “ohhh BIG stretch” like we do with our pets

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

My father would womanize, he would start land wars with Denmark. He would make outrageous claims like claiming ownership of Greenland. Sometimes he would refer to the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America.

Remember: It is critically important that we continue to ask whether children are being rushed into hormones and surgery despite years of data demonstrating that they are not.

At the time, everyone, including Republicans, understood how bad it was. Then, brick by brick, they built a foundation of lies to justify doing what they know, deep down, to be wrong. Trump betrayed the country. And so do they.

I'm happy to see this. ♡

A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.

for the potato fears not death

Raaaaaaage

At this point if it's what gets me off Facebook, I'm okay with it. Not sure I'm ready to ditch Instagram yet, but if one goes ....