My father would womanize, he would start land wars with Denmark. He would make outrageous claims like claiming ownership of Greenland. Sometimes he would refer to the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America.
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Haha. Ironic thing is if Trump invades Denmark via Greenland the other 29 NATO countries will be required to step in to defend Denmark. WW III from peace loving Trump.
Is that true ? What does the NATO convention say about third party members commitment regarding an internal act of agression between two other members ?
Article 5 says all other NATO countries must defend the aggrieved nation. An attack on 1 is an attack on all. Ironically the only time it was invoked was after 9/11. Now it may be invoked against the USA if they invade Denmark via Greenland. WW III thanks to the Donald. I thought he didn't like wars
It wouldn't make sense really that a NATO country could invade another NATO country although I imagine that they didn't anticipate it. Who would ever think an ally would have to worry about the USA using military force to get their way? Or Canada being threatened daily. It's a bizarre change.
Myers saying "He's quite wily, just like his old man" and looking at Seth Green fondly for a moment before snapping back into Evil mode might be the funniest thing he's ever done.
"From this day on, the official language of America will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!"
My childhood was typical, summers at maralago, McDonalds, Diet Coke by the barrel. When I was insolent, I paid hookers for sex, and stiffed contractors on payment. Pretty standard really, at the age of twelve, I received my first adult diaper.
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I wish I still thought it was cool or funny.
In this case, it will be a solid spray-tan-orange one with a green stripe.