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I was stopped by Mega Man and his friends from destroying the Earth. I was imprisoned on Twitter, but transferred here because they decided that was too cruel and unusual even for me.
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There should at least be the option to change to it in a closet in Brulo's place.

Still one of the best Robotnik moments in all of Sonic history. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7In9...

"Written by Vivziepop" isn't "fuck huh huh huh" every 2 seconds. It's "FUCK HUH HUH HUH" every 0.3 seconds while the characters do stupid shit. That activates my 10 year old sense of humor neuron to think comedy gold. Which doesn't make any better, but the meme would be funnier if it got it right.

You don't know just how bad your own shit truly stinks until you use an outhouse.

youtu.be/CR_-iRTgdR0?...

Outrageous

Very honored to be commissioned to draw my own gijinka design for Galactic Nova! #kirby #kirbygijinka #kirbysuperstar

I guess be advised that Google actually created the webp and webm formats, so they're mainly the ones trying to push it to replace formats like PNG, JPEG, WAV, MP3, OGG, etc because they obviously could run a huge monopoly on file formats if we only use theirs.

thrilled that my decade-long expertise at dissociating during faulty meetings is finally being recognized #blessed #selfcare

Well you can't say living with cats is boring. Lmao

Hello Bluesky Friend 💙☁️

This is also webm trying to replace all audio formats. Nothing I use, like Cubase and Goldwave can actually use it. Goldwave can open it, but not save to it.

Shitting (Series, 2025 - )

I have trouble keeping tabs on my own life, so I don't know how there are grown-ass adults out there who have time to stalk trans people and try to fuck with them to ruin their lives. People who hate trans people could drive a truck. Do something constructive; make a shoe.

Guys it's Mario, but the mushroom is real drugs. So when he grabs the first mushroom, the game goes from SMB1 to just the entirety of Pink Floyd's The Wall movie version.

Pegasus. It's like the ultimate form of the stereotypical I WANT A PONY trope.

I finally explained in another survey Facebook asked me to take, that I've been online since Web 1.0 in 1998. So them asking me if Facebook is fun, or useful, or how it can be improved is probably unfair for them having to compete against something they can never become.

I don't understand why the internet actually became this. lmao www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDG1...

Spent too much time on this

“Don’t You (Forget About Me)” tops the charts 40 yrs ago today Jim Kerr was at a French hotel when he got the news. “I went down to the bar .. no one there except the barman. I said, ‘What’s the best champagne you’ve got?’ He said, ‘Who for?’ I said, ‘Me & you & whoever else comes thru the door.’

This is going to turn into a body horror. Lmao

A male Eastern Bluebird paroling the field for tasty things to eat.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1525

The fastest way to get me to mute an account that showed up in my feed that I'm not even following.