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I make words. Sometimes in order. If you're lucky, you'll catch me when they're not.
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I don't play Marvel Rivals but this is great.

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I really hope the first person to extract water from a cactus never saw a porcupine

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Capitalizing Every Word In A Sentence Is Not A sin

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Posting one time for each dollar in my bank account today.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

How to stop mixing up Bluesky and Google

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One day, a lone message in a bottle washed up ashore on a desert island. The message: “You were so close.” Signed- SpongeBob Tentacles.

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ME: *deals cards* okay boys what’ll it be QUARTERBACK: i pass HOCKEY PLAYER: i check ROOFER: i raise TELEMARKETER: i call OPTOMETRIST: i see ORIGAMI ARTIST: i fold

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Judge: Mr. Bingy, you are being trialled here today for being "illegally vague". What say you in your defence? Me: "I can neither confirm nor deny."

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

In Australia, when you visit a zoo you can bet on which animal wins.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

A lot of people also don't know that a chimpanzee metamorphs into a frog.

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Starting a book. Currently it's five words: "CAKOwfda Oawfal foekssjg qQOI esfkpbanana" but I promise I'm coming for you, Shakespeare.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Fly optometrist: better 1 or 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I am looking at my own post with great sadness in my profile pic.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Be happy you all celebrate human Valentine's day. Monkey Valentine's day involves at least double the poop throwing.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

One truth, one lie: The below statement is true. The above statement is false.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Internet is out for the 4th time this week so I’m posting this from my rotary phone

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Paying 10 cents to charity at McDonald's and a progress bar pops up and says "0.01% complete"

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Some days I'm frugal with my posts, like: "Ah yes. This one is truly brilliant. I am going to post it as my sole post." and other days I'm like: "Mmmm frog post = good."

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Incoming Asteroid xkcd.com/3049

submitted 12 days ago • 295 comments

Feeling 5% more frog today and believe me that is A LOT

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

A lot of people know that a tadpole metamorphs into a frog. But what not many people know is that a frog metamorphs into a chimpanzee.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

For Valentine's day, I will be taking Cupid's Ak-47 and aiming at the moon.

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