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EMT, dumb sound engineer, and Custodes smoothbrain
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2025 is here and I'm just as much of a moron as I was in 2023 so there's that

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner

submitted 460 days ago • 57 comments

Important to remember that while Kissinger was a bloodthirsty liar, relentlessly cruel and callous in the prosecution of both an illegal war and overthrowing democratically elected leaders, manifesting nightmare atrocities that make the mind reel still... He was also a real piece of shit that guy.🎈

submitted 460 days ago • 4 comments

I think I'm finally ready to die

submitted 467 days ago • 0 comments

I didn't vote for Biden in 2020 and I'm not voting for him in 2024

submitted 468 days ago • 16 comments

Just because someone carries something well Doesn’t mean it isn’t heavy 😔

submitted 470 days ago • 1 comment

These TikTok kids are morons. Osama bin Laden is one of the most evil people in history, responsible for the September 11 murders. To put it in figures you TikTok kids will understand, that was nearly 0.27 assaults on Gaza.

submitted 473 days ago • 1 comment

Change my pitch up Hug my bitch up

submitted 474 days ago • 0 comments

hey I just met you and this is crazy but if you keep following the power lines they will lead you to the face of god

submitted 485 days ago • 3 comments

buying the single roll of toilet paper, telling the cashier "i'm trying to quit"

submitted 567 days ago • 3 comments

I buy my nickels from a dime who goes by the name of Penny

submitted 476 days ago • 0 comments

white people love to say "doo-dee-doo-dee-doo" when they are performing a task in front of you and feel overcome by an implacable sense of insecurity over the amount of time the task in question is taking to complete

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

submitted 480 days ago • 14 comments

I think self love over this next year is gonna be not calling myself the R word anymore and probably cutting back on how often I refer to myself as a fag

submitted 480 days ago • 0 comments

How the fuck am I wearing three different shades of navy

submitted 480 days ago • 1 comment

the four words every woman wants to hear

submitted 480 days ago • 0 comments

My weird food thing as a kid was stealing the soy sauce packets from our drawers and drinking them. Also I'd eat Manzanilla olives by the jar and drink the juice

submitted 480 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to have sex in the cybertruck and accidentally getting your virginity back

submitted 481 days ago • 43 comments

If you wanted to find out who other people thought should play Link in a live action Legend of Zelda movie you used to have to pay $5 for a copy of Wizard magazine.

submitted 481 days ago • 0 comments

first person ever to wrap a towel around their waist: “check this shit out”

submitted 481 days ago • 9 comments

it says a lot about the world that when you work with someone new who isn’t a total dickhead, and is likable even, it makes your day

submitted 481 days ago • 0 comments

Me rn

submitted 481 days ago • 0 comments

karl suburban

submitted 482 days ago • 11 comments

Water with a surfactant added to it to intentionally reduce cohesion is called wet water

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