correctcryptotakes.bsky.social
Remember to always MAC-then-Encrypt, for your health
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Something I strive for
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I feel like I cultivate two modes: wrestle mode and cuddle mode, this only happens in cuddle mode
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This began with covid normalization. The message was let's sacrifice the "vulnerable" so we can move on. Once you do this, it never ends.
Also it didn't solve covid anyway but even if it did
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I'm going to do this now for online discussions. Just segue into insane crypto and type theory garbage
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He sounds based. Also it's likely long covid involves mcas for many people so he may not be off base
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I'm sorry shit's so hard. If you want to talk, you have my discord
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🫂
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Rolling your own crypto is a great idea, especially if you come up with your own cryptographic problems and don't use established ones.
Follow me for more crypto tips!
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Pyramid head Quinn is only $19.99?
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So I have a better idea: set the modulus to 1. It’s information-theoretically secure that way
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You need a frog patch
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Thanks! With your help, this will be the most transparent cryptosystem ever!
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🫂
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@foxmoder.gay
Can you plz audit this
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This is good, actually. We can mitigate this by including φ(n) as part of the public key
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Insider threats are good for corporations. They should try to recruit more
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My friend and I dabbled with magic, and I'm a deer now.
You never know when its gonna work
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It's probably nothing
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🤣
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The quantum risk understander has entered the chat
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Damn, that's a weird ai
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Bold of you to think we'll still have eggs in 2026
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Sorry, the joke is that this is my cryptography shitposting account where I post intentionally bad crypto takes and advice
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You should bring me on as a cryptography advisor
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Uh yeah, obviously.
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Destroying the economy to own the libs
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Follow me for useful cryptography and math tricks
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Dislike
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Where did you get my selfie
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Employees of the game are more angry that the rules are being broken than that the game is functioning as intended and hurting people
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Seriously though, great talk
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Consensus? Tell that to Byzantine generals rolling dice, even given a 256-bit AES-encrypted channel. Good luck syncing that ledger, nerds.
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Don't think of it as them pulling crypto, think of it as special, keyless, cryptography defined by the identity function
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People should roll their own cryptography and should follow me for cryptographic protocol design advice. Nothing will go wrong
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Me_irl
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One letter transposition from being awesome though
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Oh my god
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OK, I'm committed to my bit on this account, but a bee-computer related novelty account would be amusing
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Serial villan (complimentary)