correlatednoise.net
Habitual Lurker. Background in NetSec and commercial fireworks in the Ohio River Valley.
Slowly remembering I have hobbies. Usually post about music, photography, and whatever nerd shit I'm up to.
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Here’s another clip of the moment a protester went to kick back a gas canister and was met with a ton of fire from Border Patrol agents. One of those canisters hit me in the foot.
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That shade of purple really does look gorgeous on it
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So that's why they feel natural
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Me: Can we have old Coast to Coast playing in the background while we play, like old Art Bell
DM: Dude I've already got a sound board
Friend that owns the shop: I'm being Axl Rose
DM: NOOO, he's the most insufferable singer
Me: Wait... like a celebrity episode of Scooby Doo?
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A friend back in college had all his teeth knocked out with a pool ball in some rural dive bar so his way of introducing himself to everyone was by smiling and saying "you know what's better than a hummer? A gummer"
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That's the most ancap shit I've read in a minute
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If it makes you feel any better, getting Hawaiian Telcom to do anything in general is like pulling teeth
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The whole energy or water use comparison is such a bad faith argument too. An almond, even at its worst, is still food- a thing we absolutely are required to have to stay alive.
While AI at its *best* just bypasses critical thinking with dubious results if it's an already solved problem.
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I bet that can mic spam the fuck out of some Source games
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Aw, that's lame. I think there's a picture in my senior yearbook of me dissecting a pig heart while wearing an Alice in Chains - Black Gives Way to Blue shirt which was a total coincidence that day
There's also the time me and my friends electrocuted ourselves on video for a physics project...
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Never thought I'd see public school take the win, I mean, I can't imagine having to call someone headmaster
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Wow that's kind of an even spread too. I'm a bit jealous some zoomers got to learn film in HS, photography class was fully digital by the time I took it.
Although no one's said the best reason: It 100% solves "what do I do with my hands", letting me slow down and smell the roses
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It's the exact same trap as asset stores but 10x worse.
Creativity is not waking up and having a grand auteur vision, creativity is applying your unique toolset and imagination to solve a problem in a unique way, and repeating that hundreds of thousands of times until you have a finished work.
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Sometimes you just want something to sling packets without having to:
Dig out a console cable
Config VTY lines and mgmt int
Forget that you need to admin up switchports
Realize the existing config you forgot to blow out had STP
Watch in horror as it becomes the root bridge
Kill your home network
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Is it weird that I'm hoping they did that to troll gun nerds, and not because they genuinely thought it'd be an improvement? The thought of doing that in earnest is just.. upsetting
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Usually the noise is just inside my head
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I would very much like to close Pandora's box now
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Empty handed. I guess Delta Green is too niche, even though The X-Files exists
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“Oh we’re stopping in the Willis Music because if theres a sub $200 mandolin, I’m walking out with it” ~ my buddy that looks like Silent Bob
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dude the platforms were notepad windows, the hazards were Ima Firin Mah Lazor faces, and the coins were awesome faces
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I'm so happy
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"Unregistered Hypercam 64 (U) [!] (ver 2).zip"
aight time to grab an emulator and see if it's a tutorial done entirely through text written in real time on over top the default Windows XP green hills wallpaper
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Of course, that's assuming it's not some kind of grift or engagement farming
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If a person is able to make even the inconsequential about something/someone they hate, is it in good faith? It seems like they just want to be petty which, thankfully, they're currently focused on the objectively evil.
But, if being petty is all that matters, couldn't they easily shift targets?
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Man, I've only been to a Fry's once but it was the one in Phoenix that was straight out of Legends of the Hidden Temple
While we're at it, pour one out for Suncoast Video and Electronics Boutique
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Right now, every part of me wants to get a case of bawls from Microcenter and to split screen Halo 2 on legendary
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oh my god it hurts to laugh
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Now I'm imagining a '96 Ford Taurus being bolted onto it instead, how dare you
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Mango..season? So, apples from a local orchard are miles above what's at the grocery and it's breaking my rust belt brain trying to imagine how good a fresh local mango is
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Heed the call of the magnetron
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A modern 1440x1080i screen so I don't have to spend forever in Handbrake trying to deinterlace and decomb my Venture Bros dvds episode-by-episode
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I am 100% down to drive my ass in from Cincinnati on one of those days for a meetup