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cory.anota.do
aka @pacdudegames.com game show fanatic and champion, chaotic bisexual asshole, jeopardy loser (x2), philadelphian by birth, baltimoron by choice
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Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me. His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard. This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.

this should be the biggest domestic story right now: the military occupation of multiple major cities, with open assaults on private individuals and journalists. This is the biggest widespread violation of civil rights and liberties in my lifetime.

Am I a sucker for paying actual money for the Switch 2 Welcome Tour?

Shit ain’t been right since Desus & Mero went to Showtime.

Hey @counter-strike.net can we make a Edd Kalehoff Gameshow music kit? Just imagine the Price is Right "Fail Horn" when the bomb goes off as a CT.

I'm starting to believe that this result will be determined by turnout, and I give you my blood oath that the Cuomo-rankers in my UWS neighborhood who "liked his father" and have voted in every primary since 1948 will show up to vote. So young(er) people, PLEASE: Do your thing and nullify them!

yes AND they need to create the news cycle, sparked by the "drama" of impeachment articles, that helps clearly articulate why something that could seem so esoteric as "disbanding ACIP" is actually a full-out assault on our collective ability as a society to lead healthy lives

#Eagles Jalen Carter says Hamburger Helper is his favorite food: “My mom cooks Hamburger Helper. I love it. I could eat it everyday.. She calls me to come eat, and when I get the plate it's gone in a minute.” (🔗: georgiadogs.com/news/2022/4/...)

www.wnep.com/article/news...

I am WEARY. But I am pleased as punch to announce we raised over $12,000 for @childsplaycharity.bsky.social!! If you missed out, we’ve got replays available on Twitch and YouTube and donations are still open! Maybe we could hit $13,000?? Gameshowmarathon.com

Rooting for @cory.anota.do to win 25 Words or Less, playing now: www.youtube.com/live/BPQp3hV...

I want baseball games to last 3 hours. I want pitchers to hit.

Some days, I miss working at the Apple Store. A lady at work asked me to help her communicate to vendors using her space how to show video and photos on the TV in her space. I asked for the model number. She brought me the TV remote. It's like I'm back at the Apple Store.

i have known many new yorkers are stupid since i first encountered yankees fans as a kid in the 90's

At this point, being on #Jeopardy! still feels like a fever dream, but they sent me pictures that prove I was probably there. See how I did on Monday, June 9!

Jolted Testicles Realmuto

jt you can have my nutsack.

the phillies after scoring literally any runs before the fourth inning

A funny thing about being autistic and terminally online is that if you mod discord servers there will sometimes be a problem user who displays potential symptoms of autism, and it will always be the neurotypical mods who baby them while the autistic mods are like “no they just need to go”

I must not discourse. Discourse is the mind-killer. Discourse is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my discourse. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.

This made me believe in God so I can believe the person who made this is going to hell

*jotting ideas for GSM26*

Game-changer for you @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social fans under 70! variety.com/2025/tv/news...

New: www.buzzerblog.com/2025/06/03/w...

You will enjoy this very sweet thread

Jonathon Joss, voice actor on King of the Hill, was gunned down in broad daylight by a homophobic bigot who had been harassing the couple for some time. Texas cops did nothing to protect them.

I want to thank @watsoncomedian.bsky.social for doing a cameo I bought so he could be the bonus round for one hour of the @gameshowmarathon.com! See him and all of us this Saturday starting at noon ET!

connections is easy once you can look at the words and see them through the eyes of an annoying person who is trying to be clever

Imagine outsourcing all your thinking to a guy who still only has two Pokémon badges after 80 hours of gameplay.

Another thing about everyone on Bluesky besides us all being 38 and all liking Star Trek Deep Space 9 is that we all live in Philadelphia

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

I wish I could be shitty at my job and make $300 million

Go Phils, Go O’s, fuck the Barves

Happy Pride Month to everyone, especially the NL East (All 30 MLB teams categorized by pride month activities on Twitter)